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[captainscorpio]

It's not that I can't hold my liquor.
It's only three beers
but three beers times three a.m.
is nine beers...
or nine a.m.
o God,
I need to sleep

parenthetical aside
I want to get a toilet
that shows how much one's peed;
I'd feel like I'm accomplishing something.
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