Space! The final frontier.

[captains]

Woah, interest!

So, here are the details:

I'm gonna do one guided tour of the Enterprise, max. 15 people, October 3rd, 2pm Desai time. Say, $50 a head, unless I like you. Or I really don't like you. I'll organize for a shuttle to take you up so you can get the full blasting-off experience. There'll be a safety briefing, then you'll be taken to

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[arsenic_alone]

I'd like to come, but I may have pissed you off.

Definitely put Chase down. Private tour. I've got a bit extra, so we can arrange his fare for that.

[captains]

It takes a little more than that to piss me off. Besides, I already know that there's a bad-ass alternate universe me running around out there somewhere, doesn't mean anything for my life.

Consider Chase on the list, and you're welcome to come too.

[arsenic_alone]

Good to know. And thanks. I need to arrange a few things, but your generosity is appreciated, Captain.

[captains]

You're welcome, little lady.

[strikes = deleted]

[arsenic_alone]

Oh dear deities...

Please call me Gert.

[locked to Kirk]

[arsenic_alone]

So, private tours are running at about how much these days?

[private: gert.]

[captains]

You're the capitalism expert, you tell me. The price is gonna be less than is actually going to do me any good and lower than what it's worth no matter what, so. What can you afford, Gert?

[Private: Kirk]

[arsenic_alone]

Well, I'm a little tight on funds, but having been in your shoes (though minus a spaceship and plus a 'frog) why don't we double the cost of two normal tickets and call it $200. And I'll bring fries for each member of the bridge crew.

[Private: Gert]

[captains]

And by that you mean you're bringing ten serves for Spock. Otherwise, sounds good to me. Great, even.

[Private: Gert]

[arsenic_alone]

Done deal. Any particular day you had in mind?