Mar 15, 2004 20:14
CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
really sick.
Got headache, stomachache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When
I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say
and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Just got off a fucking 12 hour shift! Just imagen all the mental shit that went threw ny head sometime`s, i write in my note book my presice note book. If anyone where to get ahold of my notebook it spell disaster for the entire univercse!!! i`ve unlocked many mysteries of being. Anyway i have a lot of time to think up there so i might as well take advantage of it.
ASK THE ALLK-NOWING ALL-SEEING CAPTAINRAPO A Q.!!!!