For Will.

Sep 07, 2008 10:15

At this point most of the zombies left were the French silver-medalists, perpetually giving it only second-best. Gold medal zombies like Angelo Taylor and LeShawn Merritt transformed quickest, bursting from their infecting bites like Hiroshima hares, their bodies disintegrating quicker than they could consume that precious spinal fluid. Of course, it was the bronze-medal zombies really giving it 110%--guys like Anton Golotsutskov (RUS) and Kristina Cook (GB) who attached more arms or horse limbs to themselves to really give it their all.
The shotput fields, littered with caved-in craniums from Christian Cantwell's Last Stand, is where Michael Phelps is cornered by Fabien Lefevre, Fabrice Jeannet, Thomas Bouhail, et Benjamin Darbelet (who recently ate the brains of fellow judo practitioner Ruben Houkes [NED]).
This would be the end of any ordinary Gold Medal Survivalist. But Phelps is an Atlantean. Or, well, I'm sure he's been to Atlanta at some point. But the thing is, he's a swimmer. Water is nothing to him. His hydrocarbons annihilate the atomic structure of just regular hydro.
Hell, zombies aren't much more than water. Phelps uses his dolphin stroke strides to swim through the sea of bodies.
Just then, Ling Tong and Gan Ning showed up.
"We gotta save the museum!"
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