My Mom's zinger
My Mom went into Washington Mutual the other day and asked the teller, "So what's going on with you guys? Are you going out of business?"
The teller responds, "Oh no, we are doing fine, in fact we just got new uniforms. Does that sound like a company that is going out of business... that they would get everybody new uniforms?" My Mom answers, "No, it sounds like a company that is wasting a lot of money."
The teller responds, "Oh no, we are doing fine, in fact we just got new uniforms. Does that sound like a company that is going out of business... that they would get everybody new uniforms?" My Mom answers, "No, it sounds like a company that is wasting a lot of money."