Reasons why "Starship Troopers" is the best movie of all time!

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Guns
Explosions
Violence
Giant bugs
Outer space
Blood
Gore
Infantry
Spaceships
Asteroids
Love
Betrayal
Bitches
Dudes
Boobies
Fire
Overly dramatic death scenes
A lovable cast of wananbe stars including the guy from Doogie Howser, M.D. and Gary Busey's son
A main character named Johnny Rico from Buenos Aires, Argentina played by Casper Van Dien, sci-fi's posterboy for under-the-radar bullshit who had one good movie (this one)
Fake PSA's that make you wanna cry with laughter
High school awkwardness
Sex
Metal limbs
Tatoos
Lots of manly screaming and grunting
The exact line "They sucked his brains out!"

Tell me this movie doesn't rock!