Well, hi there...
Wow, what's it been, I dunno, for fuckin' ever, right? Well, I got that raise I've been gunnin' for for the past month and a half, so work is happy once more, though my coworker is mad (not really, though) because I saw her boob, but it's her own goddamn fault for bending over RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME wearing no bra and a shirt that was as low cut as her pants and loose as a nicaraguan prostitute. So, I feel no shame. Me, Em, and Chia had a nice night out the other night, but Em forgot to mention the Smashmouth song we sang. She might be ashamed, but everyone knows that song. Yeah, that one. Barnes and Noble is officially the best hangout spot after eating chinese food on a rainy night and soem lady got pissed because I was using naughty words in the children's section. She can suck it, because I hate kids. Also, if you don't already know, I broke up with Rachel because she started ignoring me and obviously cared WAY more about Mary then me, evidenced by Mary's phone call while I was over and my apparent invisibility when she called. Oh well. SChool's good, but we still don't have a date for an improv show and I'm thoroughly pissed. ThesCon is next Friday and I can't wait another goddamn minute. BTW, Em, I haven't forgotten your birthday, so, you'll just have to chill for your present until after I get back, okay? It'll give me time to think about what I'm going to get you. Even though I already know what you want, you movie freak, you. That about sums it up, any requests and/or comments must be submitted in writing and please no libel and/or slander. It brings down my self-esteem and makes me eat.