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-About You 30 ?'z-
1. Your Full Name>> Brian Michael Bryson
2. Your Mom's name>> Nina Bryson
3. Your Dad's name>> William Bryson
4. Your siblings names>> Beelzebub and Lucifer
5. Your pets names>> Pebbles and Charlie
6. Your Mom's maiden name>> Bonner
7. Your parents' middle names>> Elver and Merrit
8. Your grandparents names>> Bill, Betty, Oscar, Marie, and Pat
9. Your aunts\\uncles names>> Oscar, Jim, Trish, Becky, Betty, Ken, Walt, Linda, Robert, Chris, Susan, Miller, Stacey, Ernie, Lee
10. How old are you>> sixteen
12. How old is your mom>> uh...
13. How old is your dad>>uh...
14. What age do you think you'll pass away>> 87 and 3/4
15. Do you have a lot of regrets>> a few
16. What do you look like>> a skinny little white kid with pretty eyes and bony elbows...fear me
17. Do you think you're pretty>> hell fuckin yeah
18. Do you think you're conceited>> no
19. What do you want to be when you're older>> a writer, an actor, a biochemist, a porn director, a porn actor, or a porn actor/director
20. Where is your dream place to live>> A two-story house way out in the country with a huge green lawn and tons of space all around with a wife and two kids and neighbors three miles away that love me
21. If you could pick any person in the world to be your husband\\wife, who>> ....woman? right? i'm supposed to pick a woman.
22. How many kids do you want>> 2, cuz iv'e seen what happens with three
23. What would you name them>> Dweezil and Moon Unit
24. Are you happy>> very
25. Do you play sports, what sports>> competition toe-clipping
26. Do you like to dance>> when im alone
27. Do you sing in the shower>> yeah, that song from the lion king...all of them
28. How often do you pick your nose>> once a day at precisely twelve noon
29. What size shoe do you wear>> 12 mens
30. What's your nickname\\s>> Ivory Lightning, Mikey, The Kid from The Way, Alzebuzneth
(surveys_a_list made this survey)
-1 word descriptions-
A WORD THAT DESCRIBES...
1. you; adaptable
2. your life; interesting
3. your friends; reliable
4. your best friend; doable
5. your bf\gf\ex; worse
6. your parents; AWESOME
7. your mom; crazy
8. your dad; smartass
9. your pet; lazy
10. your sibling\s; fuckers
11. your school; clean
12. your teacher; antidisestablishmentarianism
13. your car; non-existant
14. your grades; hypno-toad
15. your humor; GOD-LIKE!
(surveys_a_list made this)
-Your Love Life-
1. Do you have a crush¿ yeah
2. Do you know if your crush likes you¿ no
3. Do you know if anybody likes you¿ hope so
4. If you do, how many people¿ im thinkin twelve would boost the ego
5. How many bf\gf's hav you had¿ 11? or 12?
6. Have you ever truly been obsessed with your crush¿ no, im not henon *cough cough* JOY WOOD *cough cough*
7. Has anybody ever been obsessed with you¿ yeah, it was wierd, and REALLY annoying
8. Have you ever been kissed¿ Did you like it¿ Iron Chef was on, Bobby Flay was kickin Hiroyuki Sakai's ass in Trout Battle
9. Has anybody asked you out before¿ what did you say¿ Yeah, i said no becasue it was Jenny Giles
10. Have you ever asked anybody out before¿ what did they say¿ Yes, yes, except for once, they said no
12. Are you looking for a long relationship¿ yeah, with intelligence, happiness, jokes, and mucho da freaky sex
13. Do you prefer to stick with someone until you get bored with them¿ Sure, seems logical
14. Do you want to get married¿ yeah
15. Do you want to have kids¿ yeah, two, didnt we go over this?
16. How many¿ two, fuckin broken record
17. Is your current crush older than you¿ nope
18. Do you prefer your bf\gf to be older\\younger\\same age¿ same age, or at least around
19. Will you wait to sleep with someone untill you get married¿ Or..if you think you're in love that's all the matters¿ me want fuck, penis say so, me want fuck
(surveys_a_list made this)
-Currently-
1. What are you wearing??? nothing, sexy
2. Do you have shoes on??? hell no
3. How is your hair done??? it isnt
4. What mood are you in??? kinda tired with a hint of happiness, sprinkled with exasperation
5. Are you enjoying life??? to the fullest
6. Are you hungry\\full??? halfway, im in stomach limbo
7. Are you bored??? limbo..again
8. Is that why you're taking this survey??? nope
9. Are you thirsty??? nope
10. Are you comfortable??? to a fault
11. What are you thinking about??? somebody
12. What do your fingernails look like??? they need cutting
13. Are you tired??? yeah, a little
14. Why did you get on the computer??? to paly games n shit
15. Are your lips chapped??? sorta
16. Are you cold\\hot??? little
17. Do you have a smell (perfume, b.o. hopefully not, cologne)??? Oregano and oil
18. What websites are you on??? LJ, to the EXTREME!
19. Who are you talking to??? Em
20. Are you on the phone??? nope
21. What position are you in??? one that is bd for my back
(surveys_a_list made this)
-Bad Habbits-
(check all that apply)
1. I cuss way too much (x)
2. I drink ( )
3. I bite my nails ( )
4. I smoke ( )
5. I spend money I don't have ( )
6. I maxed out credit cards ( )
7. I talk on the phone too much ( )
8. I sleep around ( ) *sigh*
9. I steal ( )
10. I lie (x)
12. I overly stuff my face (x)
13. I don't eat enough ( )
14. I throw up my meals ( )
15. I cut myself ( )
16. I envy people (x)
17. I download music illegally from the internet (x)
18. I bite my bottom lip (x)
19. I chew with my mouth open ( )
20. I smack my food in my mouth (x)
21. I burp a lot ( )
22. I chew ( )
23. I cheat on tests ( )
24. I copy other peoples homework ( )
25. I txt message too much (x)
(surveys_a_list made this)
-Have you ever been...-
1. Naked infront of somebody? yeah, but it was an accident
2. Drunk? completely sloshed once, never drinking again
3. Stoned? nope
4. Caught stealing? nope
5. With someone elses bf\gf? nah, and im proud of it
6. Caught cheating on a test? yep, Armstrong, you suck
(made by surveys_a_list)
1. Have you ever been jealous of your best friend\biggest enemy? yep
2. Have you ever stuffed your bra? yep
3. Have you ever stole something from your best friend? i gave it back...i think
4. Have you ever lied about your weight? nope
5. Have you ever lied about your grades? yes
6. Do you think you're a good person? i've been told it is so
(surveys_a_list made this survey)
-Have you ever Lied about-
1. Your age? yes
2. Where you were? yes
3. Where you were going? yes
4. To your parents? yes
5. To your girlfriend\boyfriend? yes
6. Where you lived? yes
7. Your grades? yes
8. Your bra size? no
9. Your waist size? no
10. Your weight? no
11. How much you're worth? what?
12. Your friends? no
13. What you like? yes
14. Who you like? yes
15. Who you were with? yes
16. What you were doing? yes
17. Your plastic surgery? my nose has always been this way, honest!
(surveys_a_list made this survey)
Are you a crush obsessor? (definition- someone who is obsessed with the person they're crushing on and feels like they own them)
Answer- Yes Or No Fuck no, thats creepy
1. Do you get mad when your crush talks to another girl\guy? nope
2. If one of your friends liked your crush, and your crush liked your friend, would you be mad if they went out with each other? for about ten minutes
3. Do you get mad when somebody thinks your crush is hott? nope, happier
4. Do you talk about your crush constantly to your friends? nah, i like to keep it to myself
5. Do you try to be near your crush (ex. sit next to them) all the time? nope, play it relaxed
6. Do you wonder constantly if your crush likes you? limbo
7. If you were to ask out your crush, and he\she turned you down, would you be extremely upset and make a big deal about it and be mad at your crush for a long time? ten minutes tops
If you have more yes's than no's...I'm sorry but you're a crush obsessor.
(surveys_a_list made this survey)
What kind of guy do you want?- given my having penis and craving a warm moist vagina, this doesnt not apply to me
1. hair color- brunette, blonde, red, black?...
2. eye color- blue, green, hazel, brown?...
3. glasses or contacts?...
4. short or tall?...
5. style- abercrombie, or black?...
6. hair- short or long?...
7. hair- fixed or not?...
8. preferance- 6-pack or buffed arms?...
9. hairy legs or shaved legs?...
10. armpits- hair or shaved?...
11. eyebrows- plucked or not?...
12. personality- sweet or cocky?...
13. preferance- hangs out with the cool kids, or hangs out with no kids?...
14. what music does he like...rap, rock, pop?...
15. funny or serious?...
16. smart or dumb?...
17. athletic or lazy?...
18. bad boy or good boy?...
19. appearance- matters or not?...
20. says ' i love you ' - only when he means it, or when you say it?...
21. religion- christian, catholic, bhuddist, jewish, none?...
(surveys_a_list made this)
What kind of bad things would you do?
1. Would you ever get drunk at a party, even though your under age? did
2. Would you ever go commando? already do
3. Would you ever have a one night stand? yeah, i think i would
4. Would you make out with a stranger for $100? a hundred samolians? yeah
5. Would you go streaking? yep
6. Would you ever smoke a joint? probably
7. Would you ever lie to you parents? have before
8. Would you ever ditch school? yeah
9. Would you ever cheat on a bf\gf? no
10. Would you ever get a tatoo? yeah
11. Would you get a tatoo on your a**? biohazard symbol
12. Would you get a piercing? no
13. Would you get your nipples pierced? no
14. Would you go bungee jumping off a bridge? yeah
15. Would you go skydiving? YEAH
16. Would you go on a blind date? have, didnt like it
17. Would you ever run from the cops? nope, ive watched real videos too much
18. Would you date somebody five years older than you? yeah
19. Would you ever steal something? have
20. Would you ever steal a car? no
21. Would you ever steal your bf's boyfriend\girlfriend? no
22. Would you ever cheat on a test? have
(surveys_a_list made this)
*MoRe AbOuT yOu*
1. Write a sentence that describes you completely... There is no free lunch.
2. What kind of music do you like? all rock, techno, classical, and new wave
3. Are you involved in sports or dance or nething like that? drama
4. Do you like being center of attention? i dont mean to, but i always have been sorta
5. Do you like being #1 or is second best acceptable? i got third at state and was thrilled
6. Do you like being complimented? yes
7. Are you well liked by everyone? not exactly.....
8. Do your teachers like you? some of em
9. Are you generally a good kid? sorta
10. Have you ever stole nething? What was it? chapstick at six flags, im not payin 1.50 for wax
11. Do you have any diseases? no
12. Have you ever gotten the flu? christmas
13. Have you ever had to go to the hospital for something? yep
14. What was your craziest dream? a wierd WW2 comes to america and i get hunted by a single japanese general in a trenchcoat who saves me from germans so he can kill me.
15. How late did you sleep in today? around 10:30
16. If you were one of your friends, would you like you? hells yeah
17. If you could think of a million dollar invention, what would it be? water-proof books, reading in the shower
18. Are you cocky? not if i know i cant do it
19. Are you a good listener? yeah
20. How opinionated are you? very
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1. Your Full Name>> Brian Michael Bryson
2. Your Mom's name>> Nina Bryson
3. Your Dad's name>> William Bryson
4. Your siblings names>> Beelzebub and Lucifer
5. Your pets names>> Pebbles and Charlie
6. Your Mom's maiden name>> Bonner
7. Your parents' middle names>> Elver and Merrit
8. Your grandparents names>> Bill, Betty, Oscar, Marie, and Pat
9. Your aunts\\uncles names>> Oscar, Jim, Trish, Becky, Betty, Ken, Walt, Linda, Robert, Chris, Susan, Miller, Stacey, Ernie, Lee
10. How old are you>> sixteen
12. How old is your mom>> uh...
13. How old is your dad>>uh...
14. What age do you think you'll pass away>> 87 and 3/4
15. Do you have a lot of regrets>> a few
16. What do you look like>> a skinny little white kid with pretty eyes and bony elbows...fear me
17. Do you think you're pretty>> hell fuckin yeah
18. Do you think you're conceited>> no
19. What do you want to be when you're older>> a writer, an actor, a biochemist, a porn director, a porn actor, or a porn actor/director
20. Where is your dream place to live>> A two-story house way out in the country with a huge green lawn and tons of space all around with a wife and two kids and neighbors three miles away that love me
21. If you could pick any person in the world to be your husband\\wife, who>> ....woman? right? i'm supposed to pick a woman.
22. How many kids do you want>> 2, cuz iv'e seen what happens with three
23. What would you name them>> Dweezil and Moon Unit
24. Are you happy>> very
25. Do you play sports, what sports>> competition toe-clipping
26. Do you like to dance>> when im alone
27. Do you sing in the shower>> yeah, that song from the lion king...all of them
28. How often do you pick your nose>> once a day at precisely twelve noon
29. What size shoe do you wear>> 12 mens
30. What's your nickname\\s>> Ivory Lightning, Mikey, The Kid from The Way, Alzebuzneth
(surveys_a_list made this survey)
-1 word descriptions-
A WORD THAT DESCRIBES...
1. you; adaptable
2. your life; interesting
3. your friends; reliable
4. your best friend; doable
5. your bf\gf\ex; worse
6. your parents; AWESOME
7. your mom; crazy
8. your dad; smartass
9. your pet; lazy
10. your sibling\s; fuckers
11. your school; clean
12. your teacher; antidisestablishmentarianism
13. your car; non-existant
14. your grades; hypno-toad
15. your humor; GOD-LIKE!
(surveys_a_list made this)
-Your Love Life-
1. Do you have a crush¿ yeah
2. Do you know if your crush likes you¿ no
3. Do you know if anybody likes you¿ hope so
4. If you do, how many people¿ im thinkin twelve would boost the ego
5. How many bf\gf's hav you had¿ 11? or 12?
6. Have you ever truly been obsessed with your crush¿ no, im not henon *cough cough* JOY WOOD *cough cough*
7. Has anybody ever been obsessed with you¿ yeah, it was wierd, and REALLY annoying
8. Have you ever been kissed¿ Did you like it¿ Iron Chef was on, Bobby Flay was kickin Hiroyuki Sakai's ass in Trout Battle
9. Has anybody asked you out before¿ what did you say¿ Yeah, i said no becasue it was Jenny Giles
10. Have you ever asked anybody out before¿ what did they say¿ Yes, yes, except for once, they said no
12. Are you looking for a long relationship¿ yeah, with intelligence, happiness, jokes, and mucho da freaky sex
13. Do you prefer to stick with someone until you get bored with them¿ Sure, seems logical
14. Do you want to get married¿ yeah
15. Do you want to have kids¿ yeah, two, didnt we go over this?
16. How many¿ two, fuckin broken record
17. Is your current crush older than you¿ nope
18. Do you prefer your bf\gf to be older\\younger\\same age¿ same age, or at least around
19. Will you wait to sleep with someone untill you get married¿ Or..if you think you're in love that's all the matters¿ me want fuck, penis say so, me want fuck
(surveys_a_list made this)
-Currently-
1. What are you wearing??? nothing, sexy
2. Do you have shoes on??? hell no
3. How is your hair done??? it isnt
4. What mood are you in??? kinda tired with a hint of happiness, sprinkled with exasperation
5. Are you enjoying life??? to the fullest
6. Are you hungry\\full??? halfway, im in stomach limbo
7. Are you bored??? limbo..again
8. Is that why you're taking this survey??? nope
9. Are you thirsty??? nope
10. Are you comfortable??? to a fault
11. What are you thinking about??? somebody
12. What do your fingernails look like??? they need cutting
13. Are you tired??? yeah, a little
14. Why did you get on the computer??? to paly games n shit
15. Are your lips chapped??? sorta
16. Are you cold\\hot??? little
17. Do you have a smell (perfume, b.o. hopefully not, cologne)??? Oregano and oil
18. What websites are you on??? LJ, to the EXTREME!
19. Who are you talking to??? Em
20. Are you on the phone??? nope
21. What position are you in??? one that is bd for my back
(surveys_a_list made this)
-Bad Habbits-
(check all that apply)
1. I cuss way too much (x)
2. I drink ( )
3. I bite my nails ( )
4. I smoke ( )
5. I spend money I don't have ( )
6. I maxed out credit cards ( )
7. I talk on the phone too much ( )
8. I sleep around ( ) *sigh*
9. I steal ( )
10. I lie (x)
12. I overly stuff my face (x)
13. I don't eat enough ( )
14. I throw up my meals ( )
15. I cut myself ( )
16. I envy people (x)
17. I download music illegally from the internet (x)
18. I bite my bottom lip (x)
19. I chew with my mouth open ( )
20. I smack my food in my mouth (x)
21. I burp a lot ( )
22. I chew ( )
23. I cheat on tests ( )
24. I copy other peoples homework ( )
25. I txt message too much (x)
(surveys_a_list made this)
-Have you ever been...-
1. Naked infront of somebody? yeah, but it was an accident
2. Drunk? completely sloshed once, never drinking again
3. Stoned? nope
4. Caught stealing? nope
5. With someone elses bf\gf? nah, and im proud of it
6. Caught cheating on a test? yep, Armstrong, you suck
(made by surveys_a_list)
1. Have you ever been jealous of your best friend\biggest enemy? yep
2. Have you ever stuffed your bra? yep
3. Have you ever stole something from your best friend? i gave it back...i think
4. Have you ever lied about your weight? nope
5. Have you ever lied about your grades? yes
6. Do you think you're a good person? i've been told it is so
(surveys_a_list made this survey)
-Have you ever Lied about-
1. Your age? yes
2. Where you were? yes
3. Where you were going? yes
4. To your parents? yes
5. To your girlfriend\boyfriend? yes
6. Where you lived? yes
7. Your grades? yes
8. Your bra size? no
9. Your waist size? no
10. Your weight? no
11. How much you're worth? what?
12. Your friends? no
13. What you like? yes
14. Who you like? yes
15. Who you were with? yes
16. What you were doing? yes
17. Your plastic surgery? my nose has always been this way, honest!
(surveys_a_list made this survey)
Are you a crush obsessor? (definition- someone who is obsessed with the person they're crushing on and feels like they own them)
Answer- Yes Or No Fuck no, thats creepy
1. Do you get mad when your crush talks to another girl\guy? nope
2. If one of your friends liked your crush, and your crush liked your friend, would you be mad if they went out with each other? for about ten minutes
3. Do you get mad when somebody thinks your crush is hott? nope, happier
4. Do you talk about your crush constantly to your friends? nah, i like to keep it to myself
5. Do you try to be near your crush (ex. sit next to them) all the time? nope, play it relaxed
6. Do you wonder constantly if your crush likes you? limbo
7. If you were to ask out your crush, and he\she turned you down, would you be extremely upset and make a big deal about it and be mad at your crush for a long time? ten minutes tops
If you have more yes's than no's...I'm sorry but you're a crush obsessor.
(surveys_a_list made this survey)
What kind of guy do you want?- given my having penis and craving a warm moist vagina, this doesnt not apply to me
1. hair color- brunette, blonde, red, black?...
2. eye color- blue, green, hazel, brown?...
3. glasses or contacts?...
4. short or tall?...
5. style- abercrombie, or black?...
6. hair- short or long?...
7. hair- fixed or not?...
8. preferance- 6-pack or buffed arms?...
9. hairy legs or shaved legs?...
10. armpits- hair or shaved?...
11. eyebrows- plucked or not?...
12. personality- sweet or cocky?...
13. preferance- hangs out with the cool kids, or hangs out with no kids?...
14. what music does he like...rap, rock, pop?...
15. funny or serious?...
16. smart or dumb?...
17. athletic or lazy?...
18. bad boy or good boy?...
19. appearance- matters or not?...
20. says ' i love you ' - only when he means it, or when you say it?...
21. religion- christian, catholic, bhuddist, jewish, none?...
(surveys_a_list made this)
What kind of bad things would you do?
1. Would you ever get drunk at a party, even though your under age? did
2. Would you ever go commando? already do
3. Would you ever have a one night stand? yeah, i think i would
4. Would you make out with a stranger for $100? a hundred samolians? yeah
5. Would you go streaking? yep
6. Would you ever smoke a joint? probably
7. Would you ever lie to you parents? have before
8. Would you ever ditch school? yeah
9. Would you ever cheat on a bf\gf? no
10. Would you ever get a tatoo? yeah
11. Would you get a tatoo on your a**? biohazard symbol
12. Would you get a piercing? no
13. Would you get your nipples pierced? no
14. Would you go bungee jumping off a bridge? yeah
15. Would you go skydiving? YEAH
16. Would you go on a blind date? have, didnt like it
17. Would you ever run from the cops? nope, ive watched real videos too much
18. Would you date somebody five years older than you? yeah
19. Would you ever steal something? have
20. Would you ever steal a car? no
21. Would you ever steal your bf's boyfriend\girlfriend? no
22. Would you ever cheat on a test? have
(surveys_a_list made this)
*MoRe AbOuT yOu*
1. Write a sentence that describes you completely... There is no free lunch.
2. What kind of music do you like? all rock, techno, classical, and new wave
3. Are you involved in sports or dance or nething like that? drama
4. Do you like being center of attention? i dont mean to, but i always have been sorta
5. Do you like being #1 or is second best acceptable? i got third at state and was thrilled
6. Do you like being complimented? yes
7. Are you well liked by everyone? not exactly.....
8. Do your teachers like you? some of em
9. Are you generally a good kid? sorta
10. Have you ever stole nething? What was it? chapstick at six flags, im not payin 1.50 for wax
11. Do you have any diseases? no
12. Have you ever gotten the flu? christmas
13. Have you ever had to go to the hospital for something? yep
14. What was your craziest dream? a wierd WW2 comes to america and i get hunted by a single japanese general in a trenchcoat who saves me from germans so he can kill me.
15. How late did you sleep in today? around 10:30
16. If you were one of your friends, would you like you? hells yeah
17. If you could think of a million dollar invention, what would it be? water-proof books, reading in the shower
18. Are you cocky? not if i know i cant do it
19. Are you a good listener? yeah
20. How opinionated are you? very
(like this survey? get one at surveys_A_list)