Conspiracy
They're out to get me. I can hear them. They think I don't know about it but I do.
THAT'S RIGHT!! I'M BEING TARGETTED BY A BAND OF EVIL POSTERS WHO WANT TO SEE ME BANNED!!!! I'M BEING CONSPIRACIED!!!
Never mind the solid two months of hard work I put in being nice. Oh, no, this is part of a larger political scheme that stems right back to upper management!! A scheme which somehow I am in the center of!! A scheme whos existance was only revealed to me a few days ago!!!
I have to track down the fiends in charge of this malicous, maligned, infernal, evil persecution, and punish them appropriately. But I can't do it alone. So I have no choice but to make this offer to you, my very good Livejournal chums.
LADIES: Any information you give relating to the Vile Fiendish Plot to Purge the Board of My Distinguished Presence and those cowards in charge of it will be rewarded by SEX.
GENTS: Any information you give me relating to the above conspiracy will be rewarded by PHOTOS OF ME REWARDING THE LADIES WITH SEX.
THIS IS AN APPEAL FOR HELP. PLEASE HELP ME. THEY ARE SPINNING THEIR TREACHEROUS WEBS AROUND ME AND I DON'T HAVE ANY SILK TO FORM WEBS OF MY OWN.
:'( :( :'( :( :'(
THAT'S RIGHT!! I'M BEING TARGETTED BY A BAND OF EVIL POSTERS WHO WANT TO SEE ME BANNED!!!! I'M BEING CONSPIRACIED!!!
Never mind the solid two months of hard work I put in being nice. Oh, no, this is part of a larger political scheme that stems right back to upper management!! A scheme which somehow I am in the center of!! A scheme whos existance was only revealed to me a few days ago!!!
I have to track down the fiends in charge of this malicous, maligned, infernal, evil persecution, and punish them appropriately. But I can't do it alone. So I have no choice but to make this offer to you, my very good Livejournal chums.
LADIES: Any information you give relating to the Vile Fiendish Plot to Purge the Board of My Distinguished Presence and those cowards in charge of it will be rewarded by SEX.
GENTS: Any information you give me relating to the above conspiracy will be rewarded by PHOTOS OF ME REWARDING THE LADIES WITH SEX.
THIS IS AN APPEAL FOR HELP. PLEASE HELP ME. THEY ARE SPINNING THEIR TREACHEROUS WEBS AROUND ME AND I DON'T HAVE ANY SILK TO FORM WEBS OF MY OWN.
:'( :( :'( :( :'(