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Look what I found in my hotmail archives ..
DO YOU WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOU?
[scene: The Wizengamot Administration Services]
n00b: hello i have a suggestion.
lanafiel: Thats a good idea, but us admins all have lives so forget it.
n00b: but i didn't say what it was yet
Morgoth: Keep up that attitude and you'll be banned.
n00b: I don't have an attitude, I was only saying ..
lanafiel: get back on topic please.
Morgoth: This is your final warning. Don't say anything which contradicts me.
n00b: OK! OK! I'm sorry!! I love you all!!
lanafiel: that's better.
rotsiepots: I wish I could have Nick's babies.
No? Then join Nick's Secret Posse of l33t Posters!! We guarantee you protection from CoS's shadier characters!!
n00b: hello i have a suggestion.
lanafiel: Thats a good idea, but us admins all have lives so forget it.
n00b: but i didn't say what it was yet
Morgoth: Keep up that attitude and you'll be banned.
n00b: I don't have an attitude, I was only saying ..
lanafiel: get back on topic please.
Morgoth: This is your final warning. Don't say anything which contradicts me.
n00b: Help! Help! Oh won't someone help me!!
l33t poster #1: Don't worry, n00b, the l33t posse is here!
l33t poster #2: Yea, our job is to pwn those who torment innocent n00bs like yourself.
lanafiel: Run for your lives! It's Nick's Secret Posse of l33t Posters!
l33t poster #2: Hey lanafiel, my e-penis is bigger than yours.
lanafiel: OMG I feel so 0wned.
Morgoth: PLEASE DON'T 0WN ME I SWEAR I WON'T HARASS NEWBIES ANY MORE!!
l33t poster #1: All right, we'll let you go .. this time.
unsuspecting moderator: Can we keep this thread on topic please?
l33t poster #1: Hey unsuspecting moderator, I mock your system of values.
unsuspecting moderator: I've been pwned. :'(
n00b: Horray! I'm so glad I joined Nick's Secret Posse of l33t Posters!
rotsiepots: I still want to have Nick's babies.
I should get paid for this shit.
DO YOU WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOU?
[scene: The Wizengamot Administration Services]
n00b: hello i have a suggestion.
lanafiel: Thats a good idea, but us admins all have lives so forget it.
n00b: but i didn't say what it was yet
Morgoth: Keep up that attitude and you'll be banned.
n00b: I don't have an attitude, I was only saying ..
lanafiel: get back on topic please.
Morgoth: This is your final warning. Don't say anything which contradicts me.
n00b: OK! OK! I'm sorry!! I love you all!!
lanafiel: that's better.
rotsiepots: I wish I could have Nick's babies.
No? Then join Nick's Secret Posse of l33t Posters!! We guarantee you protection from CoS's shadier characters!!
n00b: hello i have a suggestion.
lanafiel: Thats a good idea, but us admins all have lives so forget it.
n00b: but i didn't say what it was yet
Morgoth: Keep up that attitude and you'll be banned.
n00b: I don't have an attitude, I was only saying ..
lanafiel: get back on topic please.
Morgoth: This is your final warning. Don't say anything which contradicts me.
n00b: Help! Help! Oh won't someone help me!!
l33t poster #1: Don't worry, n00b, the l33t posse is here!
l33t poster #2: Yea, our job is to pwn those who torment innocent n00bs like yourself.
lanafiel: Run for your lives! It's Nick's Secret Posse of l33t Posters!
l33t poster #2: Hey lanafiel, my e-penis is bigger than yours.
lanafiel: OMG I feel so 0wned.
Morgoth: PLEASE DON'T 0WN ME I SWEAR I WON'T HARASS NEWBIES ANY MORE!!
l33t poster #1: All right, we'll let you go .. this time.
unsuspecting moderator: Can we keep this thread on topic please?
l33t poster #1: Hey unsuspecting moderator, I mock your system of values.
unsuspecting moderator: I've been pwned. :'(
n00b: Horray! I'm so glad I joined Nick's Secret Posse of l33t Posters!
rotsiepots: I still want to have Nick's babies.
I should get paid for this shit.