There's no words there.
If I could jump up that lemon beam of morning sun and say ZIPPITY DOO DAH and be all like, efficacious and opportunistic, don't you think I WOULD?! Wouldn't you? It's 7AM and I've sweated my clothes clean through, need a new jumper, a jumperoo, I'm a jumperoo, and I have just one question for YOU: how come Rabbit dislikes Tigger but not Roo? What's old Long Ears got against dear sweet jouncing bouncing Tiggsy?
Rabbit is an authoritarian type, and Tigger is loosy-goosy, unpredictable, loud and proud, doesn't follow rules, doesn't care much for order or structure, and makes Rabbit nervous. THAT. THAT is my conclusiioooon.
I am feelin weird and it's fine I'm fine THIS IS FINE.
Is anything
ever
really
fine?
I am drinking mushroom coffee and enjoying the steady whir of my air purifier in the background. It's a comforting, whooshy, whispering whir, no hum, ONLY WHIR.
We're a WHIR only kind of household, me and I.
How are you? Lemony? Sunny? Beamy? Beam me? Scotty? Uppy? Laughy? Snorting into my coffee? Playing this fun game of spoony knifey? Shuffling all the cardsies? Eating flowers for second breakfasty? Feeling fancy? Wearing plumeria flowers and waxy? Waxing poesies for little baby toesies? Having a case of the FLU-sies? Having a helluva wintry? Everything rhymes with E-eee? I can't spell out the futuresies? Everything rhymes with sneezies? Kitty cat meowing in my face-y? I can't figure out what she needsies?
How LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
can you count to six without finally arriving at 7
How LONG
were those long johns
How WRONG
was that last scene
IT MEASSSSSSSEd YUp the entire series IMHO
I am Aitch Oh. I am I am am am am aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
this is sober me undiluted pure mushroom coffee me
me of two minutes and two seconds on the stationary bike clocked so far and about 12 minutes to go for the day I'm doing a slooooow build
Wishin I had a rowing machine
Wishin I a had a pool
Wishin a I a had a a little a salami
Whishin I had a personal trainer and a physical therapist
And someone who would physically manipulate my limbs to show me how the eff to stretch properly cuz every time I stretch I pull something, strain something, charlie horse something, ache something, aggravate something
Shut my mouth, it's LEMONS on sale AGAIN
Mickey Mouse, how fucking long do we have until living on Mars is our only hope and only only only
fuck that. I am aaaaaaaaan
Earth. ling.
for.
ever.
Fuck
Elon.
Find everything, fill each, free everyone, fuck Elon, fling Elon, far elsewhere, freeze end.
PAUSE.
Rabbit is an authoritarian type, and Tigger is loosy-goosy, unpredictable, loud and proud, doesn't follow rules, doesn't care much for order or structure, and makes Rabbit nervous. THAT. THAT is my conclusiioooon.
I am feelin weird and it's fine I'm fine THIS IS FINE.
Is anything
ever
really
fine?
I am drinking mushroom coffee and enjoying the steady whir of my air purifier in the background. It's a comforting, whooshy, whispering whir, no hum, ONLY WHIR.
We're a WHIR only kind of household, me and I.
How are you? Lemony? Sunny? Beamy? Beam me? Scotty? Uppy? Laughy? Snorting into my coffee? Playing this fun game of spoony knifey? Shuffling all the cardsies? Eating flowers for second breakfasty? Feeling fancy? Wearing plumeria flowers and waxy? Waxing poesies for little baby toesies? Having a case of the FLU-sies? Having a helluva wintry? Everything rhymes with E-eee? I can't spell out the futuresies? Everything rhymes with sneezies? Kitty cat meowing in my face-y? I can't figure out what she needsies?
How LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
can you count to six without finally arriving at 7
How LONG
were those long johns
How WRONG
was that last scene
IT MEASSSSSSSEd YUp the entire series IMHO
I am Aitch Oh. I am I am am am am aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
this is sober me undiluted pure mushroom coffee me
me of two minutes and two seconds on the stationary bike clocked so far and about 12 minutes to go for the day I'm doing a slooooow build
Wishin I had a rowing machine
Wishin I a had a pool
Wishin a I a had a a little a salami
Whishin I had a personal trainer and a physical therapist
And someone who would physically manipulate my limbs to show me how the eff to stretch properly cuz every time I stretch I pull something, strain something, charlie horse something, ache something, aggravate something
Shut my mouth, it's LEMONS on sale AGAIN
Mickey Mouse, how fucking long do we have until living on Mars is our only hope and only only only
fuck that. I am aaaaaaaaan
Earth. ling.
for.
ever.
Fuck
Elon.
Find everything, fill each, free everyone, fuck Elon, fling Elon, far elsewhere, freeze end.
PAUSE.