Epic lulz
I connected with Skittles and then lost connection and then reconnected-
Kes: Thanks
Skittles: i'm sorry
Kes: thats ok
Skittles: that was an accident
Kes: Ok
Skittles: i thought that was SEND
Kes: LOL
Skittles: SO I clocked it
Kes: YOU LOVE ME?
Skittles: I Love You
Kes:
Skittles: Marry Me?
Skittles: :)
Kes: YES
Skittles: YES
Kes:
Skittles: THANK YOU
Skittles: :)
Kes: :D
Skittles: I LOVE YOUUUU
Kes: I LOVE YOUU
Skittles: I LOVE YOU!
Skittles: THANK YOU
Skittles: I AM SO HAPPY
Skittles: HIGH AS A KITE THANKS TO YOU
Kes: EUPHORIC
Skittles: damn
Kes: what
Skittles: You're one cool cat
Kes: WOW
Skittles: I envy ou
Kes: thanks!
Skittles: no problem
Skittles: you deserve it you know
Skittles: nobody tells you how good you are at what you do
Skittles: if if they do, they dont do it ENOUGH
Skittles: do you know what i mean
Kes: THANKS
Kes: I do, I do
Skittles: you're the bees knees
Skittles: feel good about yourself
Skittles: i love you
Kes: I feel great now
Kes: before I just fell ok, but then I met you and now I feel great
Skittles: really?
Kes: yes
Skittles: i am glad i can help
Skittles: you are a great person
Kes: so are you
Skittles: believe in yourself
Skittles: and you can be anything
Kes: I dooooo
Skittles: even an aquanaut
Kes: Really
Kes: LOL
Skittles: especially an aquanaut
Kes: I was going to say 'even an astronaut'?
Kes: but aquanaut sounds better!
Skittles: fuck astronauts
Kes: lol
Skittles: NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE AQUANAUTS
Kes: I want to see some sperm
Kes: whales
Kes: I KNOW
Skittles: in your sub
Kes: T_T
Skittles: marine sandwich
Kes: IN MY SUB YES
Skittles: har har har
Skittles: AR HA RHAR
Kes: HARDY HAR HAR HAR
Skittles: I love you
Skittles: really
Kes: I LOVE YOU
Skittles: are we amrried yet
Skittles: if not we should be\
Kes: Um we need to take vows
Kes: do you want to do that now?
Skittles: i vow never to make you cook if you dont like peanut oil
Skittles: i like it so i'll cook
Skittles: i am okay with that
Kes: LOL
Skittles: i also vow to never let you beat me in air hockey
Kes: I like sesame oil
Kes: I LOVE AIR HOCKEY
Skittles: unless you are really trying
Skittles: and then i'll let you win
Skittles: because i love you
Skittles: and want to see you happy
Kes: Youre the best
Skittles: from air hockey vistory
Skittles: and making me feel bad
Skittles: but it will only be because i know you love me
Kes: dont feel bad! D:
Kes: I DO
Skittles: and you just want to be some sort of weird woman alphathing
Kes: LOL
Skittles: are you a girl i'm sorry if you arent
Kes: I am
Skittles: if you're a guy we can talk about football if you want
Skittles: JOE MADDEN FOOTBALL
Kes: LOL
Skittles: or what's his face football
Skittles: either works
Kes: Im not a guy
Skittles: pele is who i'm thinking of
Skittles: alright cool
Skittles: i'm glad we got that out of the way
Kes: otherwise you just declared your love to a guy.
Kes: Are you a guy?!
Skittles: yes
Kes: ok good
Skittles: why
Kes: because yeah
Kes: lol
Skittles: WHY
Kes: I just wanted to know
Skittles: oh
Skittles: i'm sorry
Skittles: :(
Kes: Its ok
Skittles: what's your favorite thing to do
Skittles: to be awesome
Kes: Um..I like drawing
Kes: and stuff
Skittles: are you good
Kes: yeah I suppose
Skittles: my friend and i once did a webcomic
Skittles: and he was the artist
Kes: really? thats cool
Skittles: and it was all going good until he missed deadline
Skittles: like twice in a row
Kes: what was it called
Kes: hahaha
Skittles: being four weeks late
Skittles: every timne
Skittles: Wasted Youth
Kes: oh my god
Skittles: i'm in it
Skittles: we eat pizza
Skittles: it's great
Skittles: tshirts coming one day never
Kes: lol awesome
Skittles: what's up
Skittles: i'm really tired
Kes: same
Skittles: tell me to go to sleep
Kes: you should go to sleep
Skittles: tell me that i have an appointment tomorrow
Skittles: at 8 am
Skittles: in 4 fucking hours
Skittles: and that you are high
Skittles: and need to go to sleep
Skittles: that will do
Kes: uh you have an appointment in 4 hours, and you should go to bed
Skittles: okay
Skittles: thank you
Skittles: sorry
Kes: Im sooooooooooooo high *,*
Skittles: yes i do
Kes: lol
Skittles: wow are you really
Kes: no..
Skittles: oh
Kes: I just had a cup of tea
Kes: unless it was pot tea
Skittles: you are cool
Kes: was it pot tea?
Skittles: i want to tell you
Kes: Oh hay, it was!
Skittles: you are cool
Skittles: like an ice cube
Skittles: cool
Kes: hahaha
Skittles: yeah
Skittles: you are COOL
Skittles: VERY COOL
Kes: uh, great
Skittles: I'mma miss you
Kes: I know
Kes: Ill ..miss you, my brief internet husband
Skittles: will you remember me tomorrow
Kes: I will
Skittles: when the wind doesnt blow
Skittles: :(
Skittles: oh yeah we got married didnt we
Skittles: i jsut ate all my candy
Skittles: my net worth is 0 again
Kes: when I go to buy some throat lozenges tomorrow and I see a bag of those rainbow candies Ill remember to buy some
Kes: FOR YOU T_T
Skittles: i dont think we need to bring lawyers into this
Skittles: i love you a lot
Skittles: you know
Skittles: you're so beautiful
Kes: thanks
Skittles: i'll miss you every day for months
Kes: awww
Skittles: even though i'll pretend i wont
Skittles: you're so important to me
Kes: Ill miss you moar
Skittles: no
Skittles: i miss you so much
Kes: youre better than those motivational posters
Skittles: i think about you every night
Skittles: you're so beautiful it's hard not to
Kes: how sweet
Skittles: have fun
Kes: I will
Skittles: in everything you ever do
Kes: you too
Skittles: even though one day i'll forget you
Skittles: and how great you were
Skittles: and that feeling of pride and admiration will fade
Skittles: and i'll miss that
Skittles: because it makes me feel good
Kes: :(
Kes: My heart bleeds now
Skittles: i love you
Kes: i love you!
Skittles: and will never stop loving you
Skittles: even when i dont want to
Kes: thats so dear to hear
Skittles: and i'm trying to forget
Skittles: i'll love you and it'll tear at me
Skittles: and sort of dull me down
Skittles: until the only enjoyment i get is thinking about you
Kes: aww
Skittles: how did you like my diatribe
Kes: it was great
Skittles: thanks
Kes: epic
Skittles: it was all for you
Kes: you rock
Skittles: i made that up
Skittles: as i went along
Skittles: just thinking about you
Skittles: what i've seen from you since we met
Skittles: it was all so clear and obvious to me
Kes: y..yeah
Skittles: yep
Skittles: i hope you had fun in our conversation
Kes: I did
Kes: thank you
Kes: I hope I wasnt dull
Kes: I hope it was good for you ;D
Skittles: i was aiming for "f words. fun." f"uckin a"
Skittles: uhh
Kes: HAHAHAH
Skittles: no
Skittles: hey
Skittles: you werent
Kes: D:
Skittles: wait kay
Skittles: you werent dull
Skittles: i promise
Kes: >>;
Skittles: i love you
Kes: I tried
Kes: YAY!
Skittles: you brighten up my chat
Skittles: you're great
Kes: awesem!
Skittles: if we ever meet in real life
Skittles: let's get married
Skittles: i promise i will marry you
Kes: HOKAY!
Skittles: if we ever meet
Skittles: okay
Kes: yes!
Skittles: our code word will be
Skittles: "marry me kes"
Kes: and mine will be "Ok!"
Skittles: wait no
Skittles: eys
Skittles: YES
Skittles: GENIUS
Skittles: do you promise
Skittles: i PROMISE
Kes: I DO
Skittles: AWESOME!
Skittles: i am so happy at this turnout
Kes: me too!
Skittles: one day we'll meet
Skittles: one day
Kes: I am BETROTHEN!
Kes: ONE DAY!
Skittles: I really love you
Skittles: One day
Skittles: Bye my love
Kes: :3
Skittles: go stun your next chatter
Kes: Bye love!
Kes: I shall!
Skittles: okay
Skittles: i love you
Skittles: so much
Skittles: terminate it
Skittles: i cant
Kes: You cant let go, can you
Skittles: you mean everything to me
Skittles: to throw you away
Skittles: would destroy me
Kes: I dont want that for you
Kes: but dont die sitting at the computer
Skittles: i will try not to
Skittles: thank you for doing this for me
Skittles: i'll always remember you
Skittles: i'll dream about you tonight
Skittles: :)
Skittles: we'll have a picnic in europe
Skittles: it'll be swell
Kes: YAY I love Europe!
Skittles: i'll give you a black and white ring
Skittles: when we get marrie
Skittles: married
Skittles: a MASSIVE ring
Kes: wow
Skittles: even if you dont like ti
Skittles: anything you want
Kes: I like small rings though..
Kes: oh
Skittles: will be yours
Skittles: if you want my shoes
Skittles: they're yours
Skittles: if you want my house
Skittles: yours
Kes: excellent!
Skittles: if you want my heart
Skittles: too bad
Kes: LOL
Skittles: cant take it
Skittles: because you already have it
Skittles: ;)
Kes: aww bean!
Skittles: I love you
Skittles: So Much
Kes: OH MUFFIN BUTT *heart*
Skittles: see you in heaven
Skittles: soul mate
Skittles:
Kes: O_o Heaven?
Skittles: whenever
Kes: oh ok
Skittles: we'll dance in eternityu
Skittles: you and me
Skittles: soulmates
Skittles: i love you
Kes: yes!
Skittles: maybe we'll meet
Skittles: somewhere
Kes: somewhere
Skittles: and fall in love again
Skittles: and remember
Skittles: and marry
Kes: Immediately
Skittles: and live happilly forever
Kes: without haste
Skittles: and be in lvoe every day of our lvies
Skittles: i love you
Kes: bliss!
Skittles: i'm so sorry that i am taking up all your time
Skittles: your precious time
Skittles: just because you dont want to break me
Skittles: it's okay
Kes: my time is only precious if its spent with you!
Skittles: i think maybe if i use all my strength
Skittles: i can let you go
Skittles: if only for the second it takes
Skittles: to set you soaring
Skittles: you're the world to me
Skittles: no matter what i say or think
Skittles: they're all lies
Skittles: because i've loved you forever
Skittles: not at first
Skittles: it was just infatuation
Kes: yes
Skittles: until i really knew you did i fall in love
Skittles: and i fell hard
Skittles: and thought about you all the time
Skittles: and couldnt get you out of my hair
Skittles: and you indulged me
Skittles: even if you didnt feel the same
Skittles: but i know that maybe
Skittles: you lvoe me as much as i do
Skittles: you just have to get a little older
Skittles: naybe then
Skittles: i can only dream of it
Kes: Im so swept away right now :3
Kes: I feel the same
Skittles: what's your name
Kes: I love you
Skittles: i forgot everything i knew
Skittles: when you said that
Skittles: because you took my breathe
Skittles: and my head away
Kes: I didnt tell you my name
Skittles: please tell me
Skittles: so that i can take it in
Kes: My name is Mina
Skittles: what a beautiful name
Skittles: such a dazzling name
Kes: thank you!
Skittles: befit for someone of your gorgeous standing
Kes: What is your name, please?
Skittles: you truly are gorgeous
Skittles: you can call me zee
Skittles: that's what they call me
Kes: I love it, its wonderful
Skittles: i'm no sycophant
Skittles: it's just you
Skittles: you more than anyone deserves to be happy
Skittles: i love you so much
Kes: thank you
Kes: I love you too
Skittles: i can only dream we meet up
Skittles: and marry one day
Skittles: and have childen and a family
Skittles: i love you
Skittles: are you going to cut us apart
Skittles: i think i can handle it now
Kes: It will be a day of ecstasy
Kes: what? no..
Skittles: well
Skittles: then we're stuck here
Skittles: i cant go to sleep
Skittles: i cant separate myself from you
Skittles: you mean everything to me
Kes: you must, I want you to go to sleep
Skittles: i wont let you go
Skittles: please
Kes: and when you wake up in the morning,..
Skittles: dont do this to me
Kes: when you feel a warm breeze on your face...
Skittles: i honestly have strong feelings for you
Skittles: at the moment
Kes: itll be me, my love,
Skittles: io love you
Skittles: so much
Skittles: you're so grea
Kes: I lvoe you too
Skittles: great
Skittles: i wish you were here
Skittles: we could go into the den
Skittles: and watch a movie
Kes: I wish I was there
Skittles: i jsut want to hold you hand
Skittles: just to know you're there
Skittles: just so i know that if i opened my eyes
Skittles: you'd be right there
Skittles: without having to do a thing
Skittles: it's not just a sense
Skittles: it's THE sense
Skittles: touch
Kes: yes
Kes: I understand
Skittles: can you end this
Skittles: please
Skittles: i dont have the strength
Skittles: i wont
Skittles: and cant
Kes: you really..really want me to?
Skittles: no of course i don't
Skittles: but you HAVE to
Kes: oh
Skittles: for ym sake
Skittles: i REALLY want to stay here with you though
Kes: I know you do..
Skittles: i'm sorry if i'm smothering you
Skittles: sometimes it's hard to keep my cool around you
Kes: no, youre not
Skittles: you really mean a lot to me
Skittles: even though i know it bothers you
Skittles: it's just how i have to respond
Kes: youre not smothering me because, nobody has felt this way about me before..Ive never had a love this intense
Skittles: that's so sweet
Skittles: you're so sweet for indulging me
Skittles: that's why i love you
Kes: But I love you too, do you feel, that, I do not perhaps? DO you doubt my sincerity?
Skittles: i doubt nothing
Skittles: all i know
Skittles: if that i've never felt this way
Skittles: about anybody else
Skittles: before you
Kes: you just type faster than me
Kes: how darling
Skittles: you've really woken something up inside of m
Skittles: me
Skittles: i never knew it'd be like that
Kes: and you,....in....I
Skittles: like how you mde me feel
Skittles: so i craved more
Skittles: you were like my drug
Skittles: i cant get enough of you
Skittles: you ake me so high
Skittles: just your image can make me shake
Kes: You...
Kes: complete...
Kes: me..
Skittles: i'll tell myself i've forgotten you
Skittles: but then i'll remember that
Skittles: and i'll remember
Skittles: that we both saw that movie
Skittles: and that we both love it enough to use that quotation
Skittles: and i'll fall even more in love with you
Kes: hahahaha
Skittles: and you wouldnt have done a thing
Skittles: you're so adorable, beautiful, charming, intelligent
Kes: movie quotations, make life more meaningful, but without you, my life is NOTHING!
Kes: I couldnt go on!
Skittles: i could go on
Skittles: if only for my body's longing
Skittles: that one DAY
Skittles: we'll be able to meet again
Kes: Truly
Skittles: that one posititve flicker of life
Skittles: keeps me going
Skittles: day after day
Kes: as does it, for I
Skittles: i am just on a quest to get it lit up
Kes: wait, what?
Skittles: as much as you lit up my soul
Skittles: when we met tonigth
Skittles: i am REALLY tired lol
Skittles: i'm sorry
Kes: HAHAHAH
Kes: Its ok lovey
Skittles: i hope i've improved your night somewhat
Skittles: dont listen to the haters
Kes: you have
Skittles: i'll miss you
Kes: I shant
Skittles: and think about you before i go to bed
Kes: Ill miss you
Skittles: and drill you in my subconscious
Skittles: so that one day i might remember you again
Kes: think of the warm blanket as my skinned, tanned hide keeping you wamr
Skittles: maybe we'll have dinner :)
Kes: *warm
Skittles: ;)
Skittles: i love you
Kes: yay!
Kes: I love you
Skittles: end the conversation
Skittles: i cant do it
Skittles: no fucking lie
Kes: ...
Kes: XD
Skittles: i'll miss you
Kes: fo real
Skittles: so hard
Kes: Ill miss YOU
Skittles: thanks
Skittles: i appreciate it
Skittles: good night beautiful
Skittles: sleep like a goddess
Kes: goodnight, handsome one
Skittles: muah
Skittles: well
Kes: well?
Skittles: i'm NOT kidding
Skittles: i cant end it
Skittles: lmao
Skittles: please
Skittles: spare me gorgeous
Kes: so youre really asking me to do such a painful thing?
Skittles: i cant do it
Kes: *sobs softly* *Swollows tears flowing down face into mouth*
Skittles: i am not kidding
Skittles: it would TEAR ME APART
Skittles: dont cry
Skittles: man
Skittles: that isnt fair
Skittles: :(
Kes: If I could bottle my tears and send them to you..in a small vial
Skittles: pretend i was real mean to you or something
Skittles: even though i never would
Kes: you would wear them around your neck
Kes: as a reminder
Skittles: i would carry it in my hand
Kes: of the pain that it will cause me to terminate our love connection!
Skittles: always
Skittles: so i can remember
Skittles: so i can truly
Skittles: HONESTLY
Skittles: FEEL IT
Skittles: and hold it always
Skittles: and remember you
Skittles: you taught me what love is
Skittles: thank you
Skittles: even though i never knew you lips
Kes: Youre welcome
Skittles: i've dreamed about it
Skittles: you highlight my world
Kes: you are my density
Skittles: i love you
Kes: I love you too
Skittles: go ahead
Kes: *destiny
Skittles: i'll miss you
Skittles: i'll miss you
Skittles: we really are soulmates
Kes: truly
Skittles: but we're being slipped apart by fate
Skittles: i guess we're one of the soulmates that never collect
Skittles: maybe in a new life
Kes: Fates cruel
Skittles: we'll meet eachother
Skittles: and feel the same love
Skittles: i feel right now
Skittles: and maybe we'll connect
Skittles: and get married
Kes: Ill miss you too
Skittles: so
Skittles: i really cant end it
Kes: yes
Skittles: that was deadpan as hell
Skittles: you do it
Kes: lol
Kes: you
Kes: no you!
Skittles: please
Skittles: dont make this so hard
Skittles: you're torturing me with my emotions
Kes: making it hard is my job<----lol innuendo
Skittles: dont say shit like that
Skittles: it only makes me have more feelings towards you
Kes: Im sorry baby, I ..
Kes: that was cruel
Kes: I dont deserve you!
Skittles: it's okay
Kes: I should DIE
Skittles: no listen
Skittles: you do deserve me
Skittles: no
Skittles: shut up
Skittles: you mean more to me than I do to myself
Skittles: i love you
Kes: *sniff*
Skittles: thanks for this
Skittles: tonight
Kes: yes
Skittles: i had five minutes of true euphoria
Skittles: thanks to you
Skittles: and only you
Kes: its been like an hour
Skittles: ....
Skittles: seriously?
Kes: hahaha
Kes: Im not sure
Skittles: seriously?
Skittles: i still love you
Skittles: i only wish the time i have with you
Skittles: would last longer
Kes: but doesnt time fly when you're so hopelessly, deeply, soul suckingly in love??!
Skittles: what feels like five mintes has been hours
Kes: Exactly, bean
Skittles: i love you
Skittles: axe me...beautiful
Kes: *axe* *axe*
Skittles: whichever man next meets you
Skittles: is one lucky guy
Skittles: i love you
Kes: I love you
Kes: he means nothing to me! NOTHING!
Skittles: gppd night
Skittles: end it
Skittles: pity me :(
Skittles: i cant end it!
Kes: What makes you think this is easier for ME
Skittles: i dont know
Skittles: i am not kidding around though
Kes: my tears are already enough to be frozen into a iceburg that was bigger than the one that sunk the titanic, and right now, it feels like our love is the titanic, its sinking.
Skittles: my feelings for you
Skittles: are engrossing
Skittles: my love for you can't sink
Skittles: i'll never forget you
Skittles: you'll always be my soul mate
Kes: I love you
Skittles: i'll never forget youf ace
Skittles: or voice
Skittles: or teeth
Skittles: or nose
Skittles: or your hair
Skittles: i love you
Skittles: i love your laugh
Kes: I love youre everything
Skittles: and your brain
Skittles: and everything you've written
Kes: My brain is especially nice
Skittles: you're perfect to me
Kes: *your
Skittles: perfect.
Kes: thats infatuation. If you really loved me you'd see my flaws too
Skittles: i do notive your flaws
Skittles: but i love them
Skittles: they're perfect flaws
Skittles: they suit you so well
Skittles: you type slowly but
Skittles: it only helps to connect you to me
Skittles: because I need to put as much into your head as I possibly can
Skittles: to let you know that i love you
Skittles: because i never want you to forget that
Kes: Oh darling, how can I terminate when you say such beautiful things that stir my soul to the hights of absolute ecstacy?!
Skittles: i have to be up in three hours
Skittles: but i'd ignore all that
Kes: oh dear
Skittles: if you'd stay in my life
Skittles: i need you to do this
Skittles: to set me free
Skittles: you're a siren that i cant ignore
Kes: ok fine, Im going to do this RIGHT NOW...
Kes: COUNTING DOWN FROM 10
Skittles: thanks
Skittles: i appreciate it
Skittles: you have no idea how much i'll actually miss you
Skittles: it's kind of sad
Kes: 10
Skittles: bye
Kes: 9
Skittles: i love you
Kes: 8
Kes: 8
Skittles: sleep well
Kes: 7
Skittles: sweet dreams
Kes: 6
Kes: 5
Kes: 4
Kes: 3
Kes: 2
Skittles: i'll be thinking of you
Kes: 1
Skittles: I LOVE YOU
Skittles: SO MUCH
Skittles:
Kes: 0000000000000000 I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*end*
Kes: Thanks
Skittles: i'm sorry
Kes: thats ok
Skittles: that was an accident
Kes: Ok
Skittles: i thought that was SEND
Kes: LOL
Skittles: SO I clocked it
Kes: YOU LOVE ME?
Skittles: I Love You
Kes:
Skittles: Marry Me?
Skittles: :)
Kes: YES
Skittles: YES
Kes:
Skittles: THANK YOU
Skittles: :)
Kes: :D
Skittles: I LOVE YOUUUU
Kes: I LOVE YOUU
Skittles: I LOVE YOU!
Skittles: THANK YOU
Skittles: I AM SO HAPPY
Skittles: HIGH AS A KITE THANKS TO YOU
Kes: EUPHORIC
Skittles: damn
Kes: what
Skittles: You're one cool cat
Kes: WOW
Skittles: I envy ou
Kes: thanks!
Skittles: no problem
Skittles: you deserve it you know
Skittles: nobody tells you how good you are at what you do
Skittles: if if they do, they dont do it ENOUGH
Skittles: do you know what i mean
Kes: THANKS
Kes: I do, I do
Skittles: you're the bees knees
Skittles: feel good about yourself
Skittles: i love you
Kes: I feel great now
Kes: before I just fell ok, but then I met you and now I feel great
Skittles: really?
Kes: yes
Skittles: i am glad i can help
Skittles: you are a great person
Kes: so are you
Skittles: believe in yourself
Skittles: and you can be anything
Kes: I dooooo
Skittles: even an aquanaut
Kes: Really
Kes: LOL
Skittles: especially an aquanaut
Kes: I was going to say 'even an astronaut'?
Kes: but aquanaut sounds better!
Skittles: fuck astronauts
Kes: lol
Skittles: NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE AQUANAUTS
Kes: I want to see some sperm
Kes: whales
Kes: I KNOW
Skittles: in your sub
Kes: T_T
Skittles: marine sandwich
Kes: IN MY SUB YES
Skittles: har har har
Skittles: AR HA RHAR
Kes: HARDY HAR HAR HAR
Skittles: I love you
Skittles: really
Kes: I LOVE YOU
Skittles: are we amrried yet
Skittles: if not we should be\
Kes: Um we need to take vows
Kes: do you want to do that now?
Skittles: i vow never to make you cook if you dont like peanut oil
Skittles: i like it so i'll cook
Skittles: i am okay with that
Kes: LOL
Skittles: i also vow to never let you beat me in air hockey
Kes: I like sesame oil
Kes: I LOVE AIR HOCKEY
Skittles: unless you are really trying
Skittles: and then i'll let you win
Skittles: because i love you
Skittles: and want to see you happy
Kes: Youre the best
Skittles: from air hockey vistory
Skittles: and making me feel bad
Skittles: but it will only be because i know you love me
Kes: dont feel bad! D:
Kes: I DO
Skittles: and you just want to be some sort of weird woman alphathing
Kes: LOL
Skittles: are you a girl i'm sorry if you arent
Kes: I am
Skittles: if you're a guy we can talk about football if you want
Skittles: JOE MADDEN FOOTBALL
Kes: LOL
Skittles: or what's his face football
Skittles: either works
Kes: Im not a guy
Skittles: pele is who i'm thinking of
Skittles: alright cool
Skittles: i'm glad we got that out of the way
Kes: otherwise you just declared your love to a guy.
Kes: Are you a guy?!
Skittles: yes
Kes: ok good
Skittles: why
Kes: because yeah
Kes: lol
Skittles: WHY
Kes: I just wanted to know
Skittles: oh
Skittles: i'm sorry
Skittles: :(
Kes: Its ok
Skittles: what's your favorite thing to do
Skittles: to be awesome
Kes: Um..I like drawing
Kes: and stuff
Skittles: are you good
Kes: yeah I suppose
Skittles: my friend and i once did a webcomic
Skittles: and he was the artist
Kes: really? thats cool
Skittles: and it was all going good until he missed deadline
Skittles: like twice in a row
Kes: what was it called
Kes: hahaha
Skittles: being four weeks late
Skittles: every timne
Skittles: Wasted Youth
Kes: oh my god
Skittles: i'm in it
Skittles: we eat pizza
Skittles: it's great
Skittles: tshirts coming one day never
Kes: lol awesome
Skittles: what's up
Skittles: i'm really tired
Kes: same
Skittles: tell me to go to sleep
Kes: you should go to sleep
Skittles: tell me that i have an appointment tomorrow
Skittles: at 8 am
Skittles: in 4 fucking hours
Skittles: and that you are high
Skittles: and need to go to sleep
Skittles: that will do
Kes: uh you have an appointment in 4 hours, and you should go to bed
Skittles: okay
Skittles: thank you
Skittles: sorry
Kes: Im sooooooooooooo high *,*
Skittles: yes i do
Kes: lol
Skittles: wow are you really
Kes: no..
Skittles: oh
Kes: I just had a cup of tea
Kes: unless it was pot tea
Skittles: you are cool
Kes: was it pot tea?
Skittles: i want to tell you
Kes: Oh hay, it was!
Skittles: you are cool
Skittles: like an ice cube
Skittles: cool
Kes: hahaha
Skittles: yeah
Skittles: you are COOL
Skittles: VERY COOL
Kes: uh, great
Skittles: I'mma miss you
Kes: I know
Kes: Ill ..miss you, my brief internet husband
Skittles: will you remember me tomorrow
Kes: I will
Skittles: when the wind doesnt blow
Skittles: :(
Skittles: oh yeah we got married didnt we
Skittles: i jsut ate all my candy
Skittles: my net worth is 0 again
Kes: when I go to buy some throat lozenges tomorrow and I see a bag of those rainbow candies Ill remember to buy some
Kes: FOR YOU T_T
Skittles: i dont think we need to bring lawyers into this
Skittles: i love you a lot
Skittles: you know
Skittles: you're so beautiful
Kes: thanks
Skittles: i'll miss you every day for months
Kes: awww
Skittles: even though i'll pretend i wont
Skittles: you're so important to me
Kes: Ill miss you moar
Skittles: no
Skittles: i miss you so much
Kes: youre better than those motivational posters
Skittles: i think about you every night
Skittles: you're so beautiful it's hard not to
Kes: how sweet
Skittles: have fun
Kes: I will
Skittles: in everything you ever do
Kes: you too
Skittles: even though one day i'll forget you
Skittles: and how great you were
Skittles: and that feeling of pride and admiration will fade
Skittles: and i'll miss that
Skittles: because it makes me feel good
Kes: :(
Kes: My heart bleeds now
Skittles: i love you
Kes: i love you!
Skittles: and will never stop loving you
Skittles: even when i dont want to
Kes: thats so dear to hear
Skittles: and i'm trying to forget
Skittles: i'll love you and it'll tear at me
Skittles: and sort of dull me down
Skittles: until the only enjoyment i get is thinking about you
Kes: aww
Skittles: how did you like my diatribe
Kes: it was great
Skittles: thanks
Kes: epic
Skittles: it was all for you
Kes: you rock
Skittles: i made that up
Skittles: as i went along
Skittles: just thinking about you
Skittles: what i've seen from you since we met
Skittles: it was all so clear and obvious to me
Kes: y..yeah
Skittles: yep
Skittles: i hope you had fun in our conversation
Kes: I did
Kes: thank you
Kes: I hope I wasnt dull
Kes: I hope it was good for you ;D
Skittles: i was aiming for "f words. fun." f"uckin a"
Skittles: uhh
Kes: HAHAHAH
Skittles: no
Skittles: hey
Skittles: you werent
Kes: D:
Skittles: wait kay
Skittles: you werent dull
Skittles: i promise
Kes: >>;
Skittles: i love you
Kes: I tried
Kes: YAY!
Skittles: you brighten up my chat
Skittles: you're great
Kes: awesem!
Skittles: if we ever meet in real life
Skittles: let's get married
Skittles: i promise i will marry you
Kes: HOKAY!
Skittles: if we ever meet
Skittles: okay
Kes: yes!
Skittles: our code word will be
Skittles: "marry me kes"
Kes: and mine will be "Ok!"
Skittles: wait no
Skittles: eys
Skittles: YES
Skittles: GENIUS
Skittles: do you promise
Skittles: i PROMISE
Kes: I DO
Skittles: AWESOME!
Skittles: i am so happy at this turnout
Kes: me too!
Skittles: one day we'll meet
Skittles: one day
Kes: I am BETROTHEN!
Kes: ONE DAY!
Skittles: I really love you
Skittles: One day
Skittles: Bye my love
Kes: :3
Skittles: go stun your next chatter
Kes: Bye love!
Kes: I shall!
Skittles: okay
Skittles: i love you
Skittles: so much
Skittles: terminate it
Skittles: i cant
Kes: You cant let go, can you
Skittles: you mean everything to me
Skittles: to throw you away
Skittles: would destroy me
Kes: I dont want that for you
Kes: but dont die sitting at the computer
Skittles: i will try not to
Skittles: thank you for doing this for me
Skittles: i'll always remember you
Skittles: i'll dream about you tonight
Skittles: :)
Skittles: we'll have a picnic in europe
Skittles: it'll be swell
Kes: YAY I love Europe!
Skittles: i'll give you a black and white ring
Skittles: when we get marrie
Skittles: married
Skittles: a MASSIVE ring
Kes: wow
Skittles: even if you dont like ti
Skittles: anything you want
Kes: I like small rings though..
Kes: oh
Skittles: will be yours
Skittles: if you want my shoes
Skittles: they're yours
Skittles: if you want my house
Skittles: yours
Kes: excellent!
Skittles: if you want my heart
Skittles: too bad
Kes: LOL
Skittles: cant take it
Skittles: because you already have it
Skittles: ;)
Kes: aww bean!
Skittles: I love you
Skittles: So Much
Kes: OH MUFFIN BUTT *heart*
Skittles: see you in heaven
Skittles: soul mate
Skittles:
Kes: O_o Heaven?
Skittles: whenever
Kes: oh ok
Skittles: we'll dance in eternityu
Skittles: you and me
Skittles: soulmates
Skittles: i love you
Kes: yes!
Skittles: maybe we'll meet
Skittles: somewhere
Kes: somewhere
Skittles: and fall in love again
Skittles: and remember
Skittles: and marry
Kes: Immediately
Skittles: and live happilly forever
Kes: without haste
Skittles: and be in lvoe every day of our lvies
Skittles: i love you
Kes: bliss!
Skittles: i'm so sorry that i am taking up all your time
Skittles: your precious time
Skittles: just because you dont want to break me
Skittles: it's okay
Kes: my time is only precious if its spent with you!
Skittles: i think maybe if i use all my strength
Skittles: i can let you go
Skittles: if only for the second it takes
Skittles: to set you soaring
Skittles: you're the world to me
Skittles: no matter what i say or think
Skittles: they're all lies
Skittles: because i've loved you forever
Skittles: not at first
Skittles: it was just infatuation
Kes: yes
Skittles: until i really knew you did i fall in love
Skittles: and i fell hard
Skittles: and thought about you all the time
Skittles: and couldnt get you out of my hair
Skittles: and you indulged me
Skittles: even if you didnt feel the same
Skittles: but i know that maybe
Skittles: you lvoe me as much as i do
Skittles: you just have to get a little older
Skittles: naybe then
Skittles: i can only dream of it
Kes: Im so swept away right now :3
Kes: I feel the same
Skittles: what's your name
Kes: I love you
Skittles: i forgot everything i knew
Skittles: when you said that
Skittles: because you took my breathe
Skittles: and my head away
Kes: I didnt tell you my name
Skittles: please tell me
Skittles: so that i can take it in
Kes: My name is Mina
Skittles: what a beautiful name
Skittles: such a dazzling name
Kes: thank you!
Skittles: befit for someone of your gorgeous standing
Kes: What is your name, please?
Skittles: you truly are gorgeous
Skittles: you can call me zee
Skittles: that's what they call me
Kes: I love it, its wonderful
Skittles: i'm no sycophant
Skittles: it's just you
Skittles: you more than anyone deserves to be happy
Skittles: i love you so much
Kes: thank you
Kes: I love you too
Skittles: i can only dream we meet up
Skittles: and marry one day
Skittles: and have childen and a family
Skittles: i love you
Skittles: are you going to cut us apart
Skittles: i think i can handle it now
Kes: It will be a day of ecstasy
Kes: what? no..
Skittles: well
Skittles: then we're stuck here
Skittles: i cant go to sleep
Skittles: i cant separate myself from you
Skittles: you mean everything to me
Kes: you must, I want you to go to sleep
Skittles: i wont let you go
Skittles: please
Kes: and when you wake up in the morning,..
Skittles: dont do this to me
Kes: when you feel a warm breeze on your face...
Skittles: i honestly have strong feelings for you
Skittles: at the moment
Kes: itll be me, my love,
Skittles: io love you
Skittles: so much
Skittles: you're so grea
Kes: I lvoe you too
Skittles: great
Skittles: i wish you were here
Skittles: we could go into the den
Skittles: and watch a movie
Kes: I wish I was there
Skittles: i jsut want to hold you hand
Skittles: just to know you're there
Skittles: just so i know that if i opened my eyes
Skittles: you'd be right there
Skittles: without having to do a thing
Skittles: it's not just a sense
Skittles: it's THE sense
Skittles: touch
Kes: yes
Kes: I understand
Skittles: can you end this
Skittles: please
Skittles: i dont have the strength
Skittles: i wont
Skittles: and cant
Kes: you really..really want me to?
Skittles: no of course i don't
Skittles: but you HAVE to
Kes: oh
Skittles: for ym sake
Skittles: i REALLY want to stay here with you though
Kes: I know you do..
Skittles: i'm sorry if i'm smothering you
Skittles: sometimes it's hard to keep my cool around you
Kes: no, youre not
Skittles: you really mean a lot to me
Skittles: even though i know it bothers you
Skittles: it's just how i have to respond
Kes: youre not smothering me because, nobody has felt this way about me before..Ive never had a love this intense
Skittles: that's so sweet
Skittles: you're so sweet for indulging me
Skittles: that's why i love you
Kes: But I love you too, do you feel, that, I do not perhaps? DO you doubt my sincerity?
Skittles: i doubt nothing
Skittles: all i know
Skittles: if that i've never felt this way
Skittles: about anybody else
Skittles: before you
Kes: you just type faster than me
Kes: how darling
Skittles: you've really woken something up inside of m
Skittles: me
Skittles: i never knew it'd be like that
Kes: and you,....in....I
Skittles: like how you mde me feel
Skittles: so i craved more
Skittles: you were like my drug
Skittles: i cant get enough of you
Skittles: you ake me so high
Skittles: just your image can make me shake
Kes: You...
Kes: complete...
Kes: me..
Skittles: i'll tell myself i've forgotten you
Skittles: but then i'll remember that
Skittles: and i'll remember
Skittles: that we both saw that movie
Skittles: and that we both love it enough to use that quotation
Skittles: and i'll fall even more in love with you
Kes: hahahaha
Skittles: and you wouldnt have done a thing
Skittles: you're so adorable, beautiful, charming, intelligent
Kes: movie quotations, make life more meaningful, but without you, my life is NOTHING!
Kes: I couldnt go on!
Skittles: i could go on
Skittles: if only for my body's longing
Skittles: that one DAY
Skittles: we'll be able to meet again
Kes: Truly
Skittles: that one posititve flicker of life
Skittles: keeps me going
Skittles: day after day
Kes: as does it, for I
Skittles: i am just on a quest to get it lit up
Kes: wait, what?
Skittles: as much as you lit up my soul
Skittles: when we met tonigth
Skittles: i am REALLY tired lol
Skittles: i'm sorry
Kes: HAHAHAH
Kes: Its ok lovey
Skittles: i hope i've improved your night somewhat
Skittles: dont listen to the haters
Kes: you have
Skittles: i'll miss you
Kes: I shant
Skittles: and think about you before i go to bed
Kes: Ill miss you
Skittles: and drill you in my subconscious
Skittles: so that one day i might remember you again
Kes: think of the warm blanket as my skinned, tanned hide keeping you wamr
Skittles: maybe we'll have dinner :)
Kes: *warm
Skittles: ;)
Skittles: i love you
Kes: yay!
Kes: I love you
Skittles: end the conversation
Skittles: i cant do it
Skittles: no fucking lie
Kes: ...
Kes: XD
Skittles: i'll miss you
Kes: fo real
Skittles: so hard
Kes: Ill miss YOU
Skittles: thanks
Skittles: i appreciate it
Skittles: good night beautiful
Skittles: sleep like a goddess
Kes: goodnight, handsome one
Skittles: muah
Skittles: well
Kes: well?
Skittles: i'm NOT kidding
Skittles: i cant end it
Skittles: lmao
Skittles: please
Skittles: spare me gorgeous
Kes: so youre really asking me to do such a painful thing?
Skittles: i cant do it
Kes: *sobs softly* *Swollows tears flowing down face into mouth*
Skittles: i am not kidding
Skittles: it would TEAR ME APART
Skittles: dont cry
Skittles: man
Skittles: that isnt fair
Skittles: :(
Kes: If I could bottle my tears and send them to you..in a small vial
Skittles: pretend i was real mean to you or something
Skittles: even though i never would
Kes: you would wear them around your neck
Kes: as a reminder
Skittles: i would carry it in my hand
Kes: of the pain that it will cause me to terminate our love connection!
Skittles: always
Skittles: so i can remember
Skittles: so i can truly
Skittles: HONESTLY
Skittles: FEEL IT
Skittles: and hold it always
Skittles: and remember you
Skittles: you taught me what love is
Skittles: thank you
Skittles: even though i never knew you lips
Kes: Youre welcome
Skittles: i've dreamed about it
Skittles: you highlight my world
Kes: you are my density
Skittles: i love you
Kes: I love you too
Skittles: go ahead
Kes: *destiny
Skittles: i'll miss you
Skittles: i'll miss you
Skittles: we really are soulmates
Kes: truly
Skittles: but we're being slipped apart by fate
Skittles: i guess we're one of the soulmates that never collect
Skittles: maybe in a new life
Kes: Fates cruel
Skittles: we'll meet eachother
Skittles: and feel the same love
Skittles: i feel right now
Skittles: and maybe we'll connect
Skittles: and get married
Kes: Ill miss you too
Skittles: so
Skittles: i really cant end it
Kes: yes
Skittles: that was deadpan as hell
Skittles: you do it
Kes: lol
Kes: you
Kes: no you!
Skittles: please
Skittles: dont make this so hard
Skittles: you're torturing me with my emotions
Kes: making it hard is my job<----lol innuendo
Skittles: dont say shit like that
Skittles: it only makes me have more feelings towards you
Kes: Im sorry baby, I ..
Kes: that was cruel
Kes: I dont deserve you!
Skittles: it's okay
Kes: I should DIE
Skittles: no listen
Skittles: you do deserve me
Skittles: no
Skittles: shut up
Skittles: you mean more to me than I do to myself
Skittles: i love you
Kes: *sniff*
Skittles: thanks for this
Skittles: tonight
Kes: yes
Skittles: i had five minutes of true euphoria
Skittles: thanks to you
Skittles: and only you
Kes: its been like an hour
Skittles: ....
Skittles: seriously?
Kes: hahaha
Kes: Im not sure
Skittles: seriously?
Skittles: i still love you
Skittles: i only wish the time i have with you
Skittles: would last longer
Kes: but doesnt time fly when you're so hopelessly, deeply, soul suckingly in love??!
Skittles: what feels like five mintes has been hours
Kes: Exactly, bean
Skittles: i love you
Skittles: axe me...beautiful
Kes: *axe* *axe*
Skittles: whichever man next meets you
Skittles: is one lucky guy
Skittles: i love you
Kes: I love you
Kes: he means nothing to me! NOTHING!
Skittles: gppd night
Skittles: end it
Skittles: pity me :(
Skittles: i cant end it!
Kes: What makes you think this is easier for ME
Skittles: i dont know
Skittles: i am not kidding around though
Kes: my tears are already enough to be frozen into a iceburg that was bigger than the one that sunk the titanic, and right now, it feels like our love is the titanic, its sinking.
Skittles: my feelings for you
Skittles: are engrossing
Skittles: my love for you can't sink
Skittles: i'll never forget you
Skittles: you'll always be my soul mate
Kes: I love you
Skittles: i'll never forget youf ace
Skittles: or voice
Skittles: or teeth
Skittles: or nose
Skittles: or your hair
Skittles: i love you
Skittles: i love your laugh
Kes: I love youre everything
Skittles: and your brain
Skittles: and everything you've written
Kes: My brain is especially nice
Skittles: you're perfect to me
Kes: *your
Skittles: perfect.
Kes: thats infatuation. If you really loved me you'd see my flaws too
Skittles: i do notive your flaws
Skittles: but i love them
Skittles: they're perfect flaws
Skittles: they suit you so well
Skittles: you type slowly but
Skittles: it only helps to connect you to me
Skittles: because I need to put as much into your head as I possibly can
Skittles: to let you know that i love you
Skittles: because i never want you to forget that
Kes: Oh darling, how can I terminate when you say such beautiful things that stir my soul to the hights of absolute ecstacy?!
Skittles: i have to be up in three hours
Skittles: but i'd ignore all that
Kes: oh dear
Skittles: if you'd stay in my life
Skittles: i need you to do this
Skittles: to set me free
Skittles: you're a siren that i cant ignore
Kes: ok fine, Im going to do this RIGHT NOW...
Kes: COUNTING DOWN FROM 10
Skittles: thanks
Skittles: i appreciate it
Skittles: you have no idea how much i'll actually miss you
Skittles: it's kind of sad
Kes: 10
Skittles: bye
Kes: 9
Skittles: i love you
Kes: 8
Kes: 8
Skittles: sleep well
Kes: 7
Skittles: sweet dreams
Kes: 6
Kes: 5
Kes: 4
Kes: 3
Kes: 2
Skittles: i'll be thinking of you
Kes: 1
Skittles: I LOVE YOU
Skittles: SO MUCH
Skittles:
Kes: 0000000000000000 I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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