[FST] [Speed Racer] [Racer X] Fine-tuned Supersonic Speed Machine
This FST happened on a whim and then took a few weeks to polish and fix so it didn't suck so bad.
Still. IT'S QUITE RIDICULOUS. ..AND SEXY?
Fandom: Speed Racer
Subject: Racer X
Warnings: Movie spoilers, I guess. Run-on sentences. Douchepunch action and some Racersex.
Notes: It's very much dedicated to pororoca. (ILU HONEY)
FINE-TUNED SUPERSONIC SPEED MACHINE; A RACER X FST
CARAMELL -- EXPLODERA
Those adorable Racer kids are retarded for racing cars. ADORABLY RETARDED. Because Racing is in their blood.
I can explode up like dynamite
as long as you are my everything nothing can happen to me
POLYSICS -- MY SHARONA
...The car is a living, breathing thing, and you have to listen to it, listen to what it wants and needs. WHAT DOES IT NEED, SPEED?
Ooh you make my motor run, motor run
gun it comin' off of the line SHARONA!
never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
M-M-M-My Sharona!!
APOLLO 440 -- STOP THE ROCK
When you're racing against Rex Racer, you're only competing for second place.
You can't stop the rock, stop the rock
stop the rock, can't stop the rock
you can's stop the rock, can't stop the rock
shake that paranoia, can't stop the rock!
come move me move me
THE GO! TEAM -- PANTHER DASH
He's jammin' down the pedal like he's never comin' back.
Nobody's ever gonna,
I do just what I wanna
I'm bad and I'm not sorry
and you will never stop me...
HELLOGOODBYE -- TOUCHDOWN TURN AROUND
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, even if it looks like he's selling out. (The Racer family still watches Rex on the television and Speed still idolizes his big brother BAAAAAW).
little League in '93 taught me how to take defeat
good thing there's no mercy rule in love 'cause I would long be beat
hit the ground, look around, but you're nowhere to be found
accept my loss and head back to the mound
I never knew you (don't give up on me)
EURYTHMICS -- SWEET DREAMS
One of the bravest men behind the wheel? Or the guy who ruined racing?
sweet dreams are made of this
who am I to disagree?
travel the world and the seven seas
everybody's looking for something
BASEMENT JAXX -- BROKEN DREAMS
CORRUPT RACING WORLD IS CORRUPT!
I'll tell you how my day has been
how the sun has caught my face
how I lull myself to sleep
waving shadows on my face
chasing dreams that just passed by
broken dreams, I'm just too late
METRIC -- MONSTER HOSPITAL (MSTRKRFT Remix)
The Rex Racer story ends in TRAGEDY. Or does it?
I fought the war
I fought the war
I fought the war
But the war won
monster movie
Daddy Warbucks up against Bobby Fuller
and he beat him hands down
lead in his head
they put a little lead in his head
JUNIOR BOYS -- IN THE MORNING
ENTER: RACER X.
'cause in the morning there's a million names to choose from
you don't care just take one
leave a place to rest on
because you're too young
yeah you're too young
oh you're too young
you're too young
FRIGHTENED RABBIT -- GOOD ARMS VS BAD ARMS
FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, WINNING RACES BY DAYLIGHT.
I decided this decision some six months ago
so I'll stick to my guns, but from now on it's war
I am armed with the past, and the will, and a brick
I might not want you back, but i want to kill him
and leave the rest at arm's length
keep your naked flesh under your favorite dress
and leave the rest at arm's length
when they reach out, don't touch them, don't touch them
MGMT -- KIDS
Speed Racer, he's going to be the best. Wherein RACER X makes a house call.
You were a child
crawling on your knees toward it
making momma so proud,
but your voice is too loud
we like to watch you laughing,
you pick the insects off plants
no time to think of consequences
control yourself
take only what you need from it
a family of trees wanted to be haunted
THE HOOD INTERNET -- OUR BOYZ (M.I.A vs Ocelot)
Racer X + Speed + Taejo Togokhan = TEAM HOTASS
how many how many boyz are crazy?
how many boyz are raw?
how many how many boyz are rowdy?
how many start a war?
PRODIGY -- SMACK MY BITCH UP
The Casa Cristo, aka THE CRUCIBLE. (THE DOUCHEPUNCH GETS ITS OWN SONG.)
change my pitch up, smack my bitch up
NO DOUBT -- HELLA GOOD
Lolol Speed.
a performance deserving of standing ovations
and who would have thought it'd be the two of us
so don't wake me if I'm dreaming
cause I'm in the mood come on and give it up
you've got me feeling hella good
so let's just keep on dancing
you hold me like you should
so I'm gonna keep on dancing
CRAIG OBEY VS THE CHURCH -- UNDER THE MILKY WAY
That scene in the movie. You know the one. Speed gets Racer X to take the mask off. "YOU DO IT BECAUSE YOU'RE DRIVEN."
Wish I knew what you were looking for
might have known what you would find
wish I knew what you were looking for
might have known what you would find
and it's something quite peculiar
something that's shimmering and white
leads you here despite your destination
under the milky way tonight
MONO -- SILICONE
"I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER, SPEED." (*) Racer X couldn't possibly be Rex Racer. That's impossible. I mean, Racer X, the super mysterious secret agent with a mysterious past, wouldn't lie about that.
if I didn’t know you like I do
I’d get you into the secret in me
just because I’m good at fooling you
when no one’s around I walk in your shoes
I’m smiling while lying to you
I’m smiling while lying to you
if you only knew
DJ KRUSH (FEAT. DEBORAH ANDERSON) -- SKIN AGAINST SKIN
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR RACERSEX SET TO SEXY SPY MUSIC.
we're making such big steps
it's got me in a spin
are we aiming too high
of wanting to feel your skin against my skin, my skin, my skin
neon lights are everywhere
lighting up the crowded streets
it brightens up my floating bed where I lay myself to sleep
did you receive the kiss I sent today up on the box in Time Square?
how I love the once and yesterday before it vanished into thin air
YAEL NAIM -- TOXIC
Hahaha I don't know. I just don't know.
too high
can’t come down
losing my head
spinning ‘round and ‘round
do you feel me now
SHINY TOY GUNS -- WE ARE PILOTS
He is Rex Racer. But even though he is Speed's brother Rex Racer, he couldn't possibly go home because if he ever went home they would be in danger because he is AN INTERNATIONAL SECRET AGENT WITHOUT A NAME OR PAST. :(
holding close my secrets
naked broken pieces from the madness in what you do
the fingers point right back at you
what about my problems?
the people try to solve them
I guess I’m under the weather...
since no one else belongs here, with me
hello mother,
some news for you
I’m really not that crazy
hello father,
I'm curious why you think there's something wrong with me?
Sunday I cried all night...
and it hurt so bad
but if you try to understand--
this is who I am
THE KILLERS -- ALL THESE THINGS I'VE DONE
He ain't heavy, he's my brother. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.
when there's no where else to run
is there room for one more son
one more son
if you can hold on
if you can hold on, hold on
I wanna stand up, I wanna let go
you know, you know - no you don't, you don't
I wanna shine on in the hearts of men
I wanna mean it from the back of my broken hand
SOUL COUGHING -- ROLLING
PS: RACER X IS STILL A BADASS SECRET AGENT DOUCHEBAG RACER. VROOM VROOM BB. (*)
I know you got it but you got to go
I'm gonna get into the batter so the mix might glow
I hate to do it, but I did it though
I'm gonna bite into the body like the risk is no risk
I got the souped up car and what you call tripping on the boom bap etymological
I ride the fader and I ride it low
I'm gonna slip into the field like Han Solo
I'm rolling
The zip will be up sometime tonight, if you want to wait for it.
CLICK FOR ZIP!
BONUS TRACKS!
► LYKKE LI; I'M GOOD, I'M GONE (Black Kids remix)
And I'm hanging around 'till it's all done
You can't keep me back once I had some
No wasting time to get it right
And you will see what I'm about
'Cause I'm working a sweat, but it's all good
I'm breaking my back but it's all good
'Cause I know I'll get it back
Yeah, I know your hands will clap
► !!!; MYTH TAKES
sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-doobie
sometimes it's really just like the movies
was a glimpse a little bit of nothing make a difference
and nothing's been the same since the chain of events
it's the place where dreams come true
dreams can still be nightmares too
(*) = DOUCHEPUNCH HAPPENINGS
Still. IT'S QUITE RIDICULOUS. ..AND SEXY?
Fandom: Speed Racer
Subject: Racer X
Warnings: Movie spoilers, I guess. Run-on sentences. Douchepunch action and some Racersex.
Notes: It's very much dedicated to pororoca. (ILU HONEY)
FINE-TUNED SUPERSONIC SPEED MACHINE; A RACER X FST
CARAMELL -- EXPLODERA
Those adorable Racer kids are retarded for racing cars. ADORABLY RETARDED. Because Racing is in their blood.
I can explode up like dynamite
as long as you are my everything nothing can happen to me
POLYSICS -- MY SHARONA
...The car is a living, breathing thing, and you have to listen to it, listen to what it wants and needs. WHAT DOES IT NEED, SPEED?
Ooh you make my motor run, motor run
gun it comin' off of the line SHARONA!
never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
M-M-M-My Sharona!!
APOLLO 440 -- STOP THE ROCK
When you're racing against Rex Racer, you're only competing for second place.
You can't stop the rock, stop the rock
stop the rock, can't stop the rock
you can's stop the rock, can't stop the rock
shake that paranoia, can't stop the rock!
come move me move me
THE GO! TEAM -- PANTHER DASH
He's jammin' down the pedal like he's never comin' back.
Nobody's ever gonna,
I do just what I wanna
I'm bad and I'm not sorry
and you will never stop me...
HELLOGOODBYE -- TOUCHDOWN TURN AROUND
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, even if it looks like he's selling out. (The Racer family still watches Rex on the television and Speed still idolizes his big brother BAAAAAW).
little League in '93 taught me how to take defeat
good thing there's no mercy rule in love 'cause I would long be beat
hit the ground, look around, but you're nowhere to be found
accept my loss and head back to the mound
I never knew you (don't give up on me)
EURYTHMICS -- SWEET DREAMS
One of the bravest men behind the wheel? Or the guy who ruined racing?
sweet dreams are made of this
who am I to disagree?
travel the world and the seven seas
everybody's looking for something
BASEMENT JAXX -- BROKEN DREAMS
CORRUPT RACING WORLD IS CORRUPT!
I'll tell you how my day has been
how the sun has caught my face
how I lull myself to sleep
waving shadows on my face
chasing dreams that just passed by
broken dreams, I'm just too late
METRIC -- MONSTER HOSPITAL (MSTRKRFT Remix)
The Rex Racer story ends in TRAGEDY. Or does it?
I fought the war
I fought the war
I fought the war
But the war won
monster movie
Daddy Warbucks up against Bobby Fuller
and he beat him hands down
lead in his head
they put a little lead in his head
JUNIOR BOYS -- IN THE MORNING
ENTER: RACER X.
'cause in the morning there's a million names to choose from
you don't care just take one
leave a place to rest on
because you're too young
yeah you're too young
oh you're too young
you're too young
FRIGHTENED RABBIT -- GOOD ARMS VS BAD ARMS
FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, WINNING RACES BY DAYLIGHT.
I decided this decision some six months ago
so I'll stick to my guns, but from now on it's war
I am armed with the past, and the will, and a brick
I might not want you back, but i want to kill him
and leave the rest at arm's length
keep your naked flesh under your favorite dress
and leave the rest at arm's length
when they reach out, don't touch them, don't touch them
MGMT -- KIDS
Speed Racer, he's going to be the best. Wherein RACER X makes a house call.
You were a child
crawling on your knees toward it
making momma so proud,
but your voice is too loud
we like to watch you laughing,
you pick the insects off plants
no time to think of consequences
control yourself
take only what you need from it
a family of trees wanted to be haunted
THE HOOD INTERNET -- OUR BOYZ (M.I.A vs Ocelot)
Racer X + Speed + Taejo Togokhan = TEAM HOTASS
how many how many boyz are crazy?
how many boyz are raw?
how many how many boyz are rowdy?
how many start a war?
PRODIGY -- SMACK MY BITCH UP
The Casa Cristo, aka THE CRUCIBLE. (THE DOUCHEPUNCH GETS ITS OWN SONG.)
change my pitch up, smack my bitch up
NO DOUBT -- HELLA GOOD
Lolol Speed.
a performance deserving of standing ovations
and who would have thought it'd be the two of us
so don't wake me if I'm dreaming
cause I'm in the mood come on and give it up
you've got me feeling hella good
so let's just keep on dancing
you hold me like you should
so I'm gonna keep on dancing
CRAIG OBEY VS THE CHURCH -- UNDER THE MILKY WAY
That scene in the movie. You know the one. Speed gets Racer X to take the mask off. "YOU DO IT BECAUSE YOU'RE DRIVEN."
Wish I knew what you were looking for
might have known what you would find
wish I knew what you were looking for
might have known what you would find
and it's something quite peculiar
something that's shimmering and white
leads you here despite your destination
under the milky way tonight
MONO -- SILICONE
"I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER, SPEED." (*) Racer X couldn't possibly be Rex Racer. That's impossible. I mean, Racer X, the super mysterious secret agent with a mysterious past, wouldn't lie about that.
if I didn’t know you like I do
I’d get you into the secret in me
just because I’m good at fooling you
when no one’s around I walk in your shoes
I’m smiling while lying to you
I’m smiling while lying to you
if you only knew
DJ KRUSH (FEAT. DEBORAH ANDERSON) -- SKIN AGAINST SKIN
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR RACERSEX SET TO SEXY SPY MUSIC.
we're making such big steps
it's got me in a spin
are we aiming too high
of wanting to feel your skin against my skin, my skin, my skin
neon lights are everywhere
lighting up the crowded streets
it brightens up my floating bed where I lay myself to sleep
did you receive the kiss I sent today up on the box in Time Square?
how I love the once and yesterday before it vanished into thin air
YAEL NAIM -- TOXIC
Hahaha I don't know. I just don't know.
too high
can’t come down
losing my head
spinning ‘round and ‘round
do you feel me now
SHINY TOY GUNS -- WE ARE PILOTS
He is Rex Racer. But even though he is Speed's brother Rex Racer, he couldn't possibly go home because if he ever went home they would be in danger because he is AN INTERNATIONAL SECRET AGENT WITHOUT A NAME OR PAST. :(
holding close my secrets
naked broken pieces from the madness in what you do
the fingers point right back at you
what about my problems?
the people try to solve them
I guess I’m under the weather...
since no one else belongs here, with me
hello mother,
some news for you
I’m really not that crazy
hello father,
I'm curious why you think there's something wrong with me?
Sunday I cried all night...
and it hurt so bad
but if you try to understand--
this is who I am
THE KILLERS -- ALL THESE THINGS I'VE DONE
He ain't heavy, he's my brother. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.
when there's no where else to run
is there room for one more son
one more son
if you can hold on
if you can hold on, hold on
I wanna stand up, I wanna let go
you know, you know - no you don't, you don't
I wanna shine on in the hearts of men
I wanna mean it from the back of my broken hand
SOUL COUGHING -- ROLLING
PS: RACER X IS STILL A BADASS SECRET AGENT DOUCHEBAG RACER. VROOM VROOM BB. (*)
I know you got it but you got to go
I'm gonna get into the batter so the mix might glow
I hate to do it, but I did it though
I'm gonna bite into the body like the risk is no risk
I got the souped up car and what you call tripping on the boom bap etymological
I ride the fader and I ride it low
I'm gonna slip into the field like Han Solo
I'm rolling
The zip will be up sometime tonight, if you want to wait for it.
CLICK FOR ZIP!
BONUS TRACKS!
► LYKKE LI; I'M GOOD, I'M GONE (Black Kids remix)
And I'm hanging around 'till it's all done
You can't keep me back once I had some
No wasting time to get it right
And you will see what I'm about
'Cause I'm working a sweat, but it's all good
I'm breaking my back but it's all good
'Cause I know I'll get it back
Yeah, I know your hands will clap
► !!!; MYTH TAKES
sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-doobie
sometimes it's really just like the movies
was a glimpse a little bit of nothing make a difference
and nothing's been the same since the chain of events
it's the place where dreams come true
dreams can still be nightmares too
(*) = DOUCHEPUNCH HAPPENINGS