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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I set devonwithano's puppy on fire (-66 points). In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I didn't flush (-1 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I broke megmac's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (171 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
captainmac