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[captainlunchbox]

[captain dinnertime] fucking idiot

[captain dinnertime] carpet munching jokes will never work now
*sees girl in the corner*
[captain dinnertime] i proposed to angipangy on many occasions.
[captain dinnertime] i just go for the strong silent types.
*sophie walks in*
[barretta] hi sophie.
[captain dinnertime] whos sophie? is she strong and silent?
[captain dinnertime] you have pie in your name
[captain dinnertime] will you marry me?
[captain dinnertime] i like the girls with the sunburned nose and the polkadot shoes
[captain dinnertime] yehhhh yyeahhyeahhhhhh
[barretta] i bet she's got a myspace
[barretta] polkadot shoes sounds very myspace
[captain dinnertime] i have yet to meet a girl that doesnt like polkadot shorts
[barretta] dotty is neurotic
[captain dinnertime] shes fun to be around when your not around her
[barretta] haha
[beach koopa] You'd still do her though
[captain dinnertime] fuck no
[barretta] i wouldn't
[captain dinnertime] i dont screw the crazy.
[captain dinnertime] i may screw the mental, homeless and scotty
[captain dinnertime] but not crazy.
[barretta] i agree taz
[barretta] the homeless are the best innit
[barretta] she'd only come in here the day after and say 'i had amazing sex last night'
[barretta] and then get everyone started talking about nutter sex
[captain dinnertime] paper bag contraceptives <3