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have you heard of the space cowboy? its when you take a long shit. one of those really thin ones. carefully take it out the loo, freeze it overnight, then next morning when your gf is sleeping slip it into her pussy and wank her off until it becomes too soft to play with, then you run away before she wakes up and she'll think shes going crazy and she shit the bed. she'll then make you a steak for lunch as a way of apologising if she was mad at you the other day because now she believes she has temporary insanity.