So...
There's a very lot of weather at the minute, isn't there?
Doubtless, some people will look at the prolonged cold snap Britain and much of Europe (and parts of the USA and Canada) are undergoing at the minute and go "Global warming? My arse!"
They should probably have a gander at this, though. It's a lot colder here than the average, but there are areas in the northern hemisphere where it's a lot warmer than the average (e.g. Yakutsk, Newfoundland).
So I was thinking of sending an email:
Dear Newfoundland and Yakutsk,
I have heard that your weather has gone missing. I think I may have located it, does it look anything like this? If so, I would be grateful if you could arrange to collect it asap, as it is currently being a bit of a nuisance and eating all the gas.
Thanks.
Yours,
North-West Europe.
Doubtless, some people will look at the prolonged cold snap Britain and much of Europe (and parts of the USA and Canada) are undergoing at the minute and go "Global warming? My arse!"
They should probably have a gander at this, though. It's a lot colder here than the average, but there are areas in the northern hemisphere where it's a lot warmer than the average (e.g. Yakutsk, Newfoundland).
So I was thinking of sending an email:
Dear Newfoundland and Yakutsk,
I have heard that your weather has gone missing. I think I may have located it, does it look anything like this? If so, I would be grateful if you could arrange to collect it asap, as it is currently being a bit of a nuisance and eating all the gas.
Thanks.
Yours,
North-West Europe.