The Luck of the Bodkins has passed me by
Hmmm, hit another snag with this weight loss thingy.
Wanted: my breasts. Awoke this morning to discover they had ceased their gentle decrease in size and done a runner. Should you see them, please do not approach, they are unsupported and scared, just report the sighting. If found please return as bra is finding life terribly empty without them.
Also, giving the problems post-surgery that im having with my right leg what with the falling over and weakness and such, breaking a toe on the left foot was possibly not my wisest move. in my defence it only happened because the right leg buckled, leaving the left to flail wildly in attempt not to tip whole body into road. Golly good fun to watch Im assured but awfully painful to experience. Oddly, toe is straighter now then it was before. Maybe this is just the ticket.
But i doubt it
Wanted: my breasts. Awoke this morning to discover they had ceased their gentle decrease in size and done a runner. Should you see them, please do not approach, they are unsupported and scared, just report the sighting. If found please return as bra is finding life terribly empty without them.
Also, giving the problems post-surgery that im having with my right leg what with the falling over and weakness and such, breaking a toe on the left foot was possibly not my wisest move. in my defence it only happened because the right leg buckled, leaving the left to flail wildly in attempt not to tip whole body into road. Golly good fun to watch Im assured but awfully painful to experience. Oddly, toe is straighter now then it was before. Maybe this is just the ticket.
But i doubt it