awesomeness that must be reported---NOW!!!
Here's how the night began. I finishedSo, the plan for the 21st b-day tonight was to go bowling. We got to the alley and it was closed with security tape, for league only bowling. Fuck!!! I had to come up with a plan. So it was decided to go see snakes on a plane at the village 8. But first, we made a pit stop at Qudoba, where I took a swig of my jeager in my new flask. And let me just say...It was mutha fuckin' sweet...lauren got 21 ass smacks from a skinny black man. and now he wants to poke her "twos"..i got my titties tweaked by Buckles Avgenger! and now tony is humping lauren as they spoon on her bed and bethany takes pictures. oh look, he mounted her like a horse. ah, tissues. lauren likes to lick lucious lemon lollipops.
My gift flask was the ultimate ultimate gift. It's engraved with old english style lettering saying "The Kaiser"! That's right. I am the Kaiser. Who drinks Jeager, and will find the fabled Jeager street where she will drink thy Jeager from her flask. What a weekend she will have!
MOre, more, more.
My gift flask was the ultimate ultimate gift. It's engraved with old english style lettering saying "The Kaiser"! That's right. I am the Kaiser. Who drinks Jeager, and will find the fabled Jeager street where she will drink thy Jeager from her flask. What a weekend she will have!
MOre, more, more.