SANTY KLAUS!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I gave shekinahglory88 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I turned greyshipscome in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last month I helped bubbleduckiez across the street (6 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In September I put gum in kingjoshuaxiii's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (313 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
captainjack294