MCA #10, Friday Morning

[captaininthree]

The island had, so far, made him sing and rained odd things down on everyone. So, all in all, this morning's little 'surprise' was actually far more pleasant than any of those had been.

Especially when you had a rack like Jim's.

"I love this island!"

[[Establishy unless you have a reason to show up there! Yeah, you, Lohan.]]

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[maythrowuponyou]

Somehow, Bones had managed to not freak out about his predicament. Mostly because he didn't want to draw attention to himself and have Emma tease him to death. She would. She so would.

This meant that he didn't get to let out his frustration until he got to Jim's apartment.

"Dammit, Jim! This town sucks!" Bones shouted, shutting the door behind him.

It turned out a flannel shirt plus a belt equaled a dress in Bones' book.

[captaininthree]

"I don't know, maybe you're not looking at it from the right angle," Jim replied, head cocked to the side and--shamelessly ogling Bones' chest.

[maythrowuponyou]

Bones automatically crossed his arms over his chest self-consciously. Not that it covered much when you had a balcony you could do Shakespeare off of.

"And what angle would that be?" Bones asked, pointedly looking at Jim's face and not anywhere near his chest.

Even if it did look nice judging from the quick glance he caught when he came in.

[captaininthree]

Jim just waved his hands down at his chest. Busty Star Fleet officers for the win, please.

[maythrowuponyou]

Bones rolled his eyes. "The novelty of breasts wore off about five minutes after I woke up."

Then he paid a visit to the underwear fairy in the lobby. Thank you, Layla.

[captaininthree]

"You know, considering how long it's been since you've seen any, I'd think you'd enjoy them more.."

[maythrowuponyou]

"I enjoy breasts when they're not mine," Bones said, managing that whole growly thing pretty well for someone with such a girly voice. "But look who I'm talking to; you've probably been touching yourself all morning."

[captaininthree]

Well, of course he was. Look at him!

"Yes, and?"

[maythrowuponyou]

"You're such a pervert."

[captaininthree]

"Oh, come on, Bones! It's fun!"

[maythrowuponyou]

"I'm not going to lay around all day, touching myself. I have a roommate," Bones said. Yes, because that's what was stopping him. "No, I'm going to the bar as soon as it opens and drink until this is all over."

[captaininthree]

"And get picked up by a guy after you're three sheets to the wind?" Jim asked, smirking because the morning after on that would be worth the hyposprays for laughing.

[maythrowuponyou]

"I'm beginning to wonder why I even came over here."

[captaininthree]

"Concern for your captain's health?"

[maythrowuponyou]

"I would have brought the hypo if that were the case, Jim," Bones said. Now he was wishing he did bring it just for stabbing goodness.

[captaininthree]

"Because you wanted to see if I was an ugly woman?" Jim tried again.