The U.S.S. Haruhi of A!

[captainhikaru]

Okay since everyone and their moms seem to be countries, I took it upon myself to decide that that wasn't fair to the rest of us and determined that we were all appalled by this!

So I turned my new UPDATED crew into states. From now on, we ARE these states, guys. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Comments

[doubleppk]

Wouldn't Russia make more sense as Alaska and Ace as Hawaii? Or Ace was Arizona.

[captainhikaru]

Russia would make sense very far away and Ace would make sense somewhere cold.

[doubleppk]

But Russia would like Hawaii and Hawaii has cold, on the volcano tops. It even gets snow. I've been skiing on them~

[captainhikaru]

I don't want to torture Russia.

[doubleppk]

I didn't say he'd DISLIKE Alaska. Certain Alaskans seem to think Russia is going to invade them anyway.

[captainhikaru]

That's because you can see Russia from your house if you live in Alaska.

[doubleppk]

Only if you're a hallucinating idiot~

Besides, putting Ace in Alaska would speed up global warming and melt all the ice caps.

[captainhikaru]

Why are you so concerned about where Ace is?

[doubleppk]

Because I hate going to Alaska. If I'm going to come visit him it should be someplace fun.

[captainhikaru]

Sucks to be you. I'm changing it so that you can have a better vacation spot when you visit.

[doubleppk]

I take it you mean "not" changing it?

[captainhikaru]

No. I meant exactly what I said.

[doubleppk]

You actually are changing it just so I can enjoy myself when I visit?

I gotta say, I'm really suspicious of this. Is this some kind of plot to keep me from visiting? Because it might be working

[captainhikaru]

It's working?

Excellent.

What am I doing? I need to continue it.

[doubleppk]

Being nice. Coming from you it makes me nervous.

Unless that's just what I want you to think so you'll continue~

[captainhikaru]

I'm nice to pleeentty of people.