The U.S.S. Haruhi of A!

[captainhikaru]

Okay since everyone and their moms seem to be countries, I took it upon myself to decide that that wasn't fair to the rest of us and determined that we were all appalled by this!

So I turned my new UPDATED crew into states. From now on, we ARE these states, guys. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Comments

[herotoyouall]

Does this mean you guys are part of me?

[captainhikaru]

No, that means we're TAKING YOU OVER!

[herotoyouall]

Dude. DUDE.

I don't want France and Russia inside of me.

[doubleppk]

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Oh God.

I wouldn't want that either. Get help from the marines?

[herotoyouall]

Nah - I'll just kick them out!

[captainhikaru]

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You have a way of taking something perfectly innocent and harmless and making it horrible.

[herotoyouall]

It's the way we do things - in America!

[captainhikaru]

Is it really? Because I was thinking of leaving Japan since he wants to kill me but maybe I'll go somewhere that isn't America.

[herotoyouall]

Japan wants to kill you? That's a new one! He's a very calm sort of guy.

You SHOULD come over to America though - everything cool happens here!

[captainhikaru]

Yeah, he mentioned me TWICE in the killing meme. I think he thought I wouldn't notice.

I know I'm a fan of cool.

[herotoyouall]

Really? That's lame, man - I only killed people I didn't like!

Are you a fan of AWESOME!?

[captainhikaru]

You killed people though?

That happens to be my middle name.

[herotoyouall]

Only Russia and that is definitely understandable.

Then AMERICA is custom made for you!

[captainhikaru]

What other countries should I try looking at as well. I wouldn't want to settle right away.

[herotoyouall]

There are NO other countries as cool as America, but I guess Canada is cool-ish. Seriously, though, I'm the best!

[captainhikaru]

So should I interview Canada too?