AWARDS RESULTS!!!

[captainhikaru]

Okay, after painstakingly tallying up the votes, I found that a lot of people were winning with ONE or TWO votes. I discovered romances I didn't want to know about, pedophiles I will know to stay away from and people who I have never heard of winning things

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[orderliness]

...you'll have to forgive Italy. He can be quite excitable. But I suppose thanks are in order--I will, however, not require my prize, as, um, generous as the offer is.

[captainhikaru]

No, you need your prize. Not just ANYONE can win the "Most German" category. You must be something else.

[orderliness]

No, no, I assure you, I don't need the prize. I might have won that because...I...am Germany.

[captainhikaru]

Ludwig von Germany? ICH BIL HEINDROCH!!

[orderliness]

No, no, just Germany. Or just Ludwig.

[captainhikaru]

Is one of them your last name and the other is your first name?

[orderliness]

Ah, no, they are both my names. I prefer not to give out my last name.

[captainhikaru]

von Lederhosen?

[orderliness]

....no.

Though I appreciate the fact that you mentioned lederhosen.

[captainhikaru]

Why? Aren't those pants?

[orderliness]

They are pants traditional to Germany.

[captainhikaru]

Why are you happy that I mentioned pants?

[orderliness]

THEY ARE PART OF MY CULTURE!!

[captainhikaru]

Pants?

[orderliness]

Lederhosen.

Look, there are not that many Germans around, it is hard to have to explain my culture to everyone.

[captainhikaru]

I'm German.