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[captainhikaru]

Not that my new haircut doesn't look great on me but I would have preferred if certain pyromaniacs kept their flames to themselves and not attacked my twin brother

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[herotoyouall]

Do not let your guard down! He will try to take over your vital regions before you know it!

[captainhikaru]

...my vital regions?

[herotoyouall]

Yes - protect those at all costs! He has this tendency to just go and grab them, it's really annoying.

[captainhikaru]

AND WE'RE ALLOWING HIM ON OUR SHIP?!

[herotoyouall]

Yeah, I was wondering WHY would anybody do that, but that guy reminds me of France, so perhaps he is like him, too. He'd never go for Russia, though...

[captainhikaru]

Why are all of you named after countries?

[herotoyouall]

Because we are!

You can call me Alfred if you want, though.

[captainhikaru]

Can I be Japan?

[herotoyouall]

No, Japan is totally different from you! Nice guy, though.

[captainhikaru]

You know Japan?

Is South Africa taken?

[herotoyouall]

Yeah, we've chilled! I've had a few treaties with him.

Yup!

[captainhikaru]

...oh.

I wanted to be him.

[herotoyouall]

Well, it's not like you can APPLY to it - it doesn't work like that.

UNLESS you want to dress up as me - that would be pretty cool! You could be almost like a Hero!

[captainhikaru]

A super hero?

[herotoyouall]

Yes! A HERO! The best Hero of them all!

[captainhikaru]

Do you have magic powers?