Captain's Log: Stargate 320

Jan 02, 2009 22:26

ATTENTION MARINES!
And all other sea-traveling crews.

This is your captain speaking, the time of post is currently 10:26GLST with a temperature of 48°F and clear skies all throughout!

You may have noticed a few boxes on board our ship today that arrived early this morning. Just because I'm staying on a commoner ship does not mean I have to act like a commoner. Inside one of those boxes, you will find blue sheet-sets and comforters for every bed on board. Find a bed for all of them.

Open the second box. I expect that the curtains make it to every window on board before the end of the day. Make sure every table has a vase and that the rugs are lied down before I have to step another foot on this third-class wood. The paint hasn't arrived but soon the walls will be painted cream-colored.

Notice the peach-scented air fresheners located around the cabin. The smoke in the air is staining my clothing and making it hard to breath. Peach-cigars are more tolerable than straight-out cigars.

Yesterday, not only did I have to sleep in the brig on a mattress made of straw but I also had to make my own breakfast. After I decided that that would never happen again, I roughed it like a commoner and had a realization. Thanks to Captain #2 and Captain #3, I have discovered that I like being away from all of you commoners and that the brig will be my room. Once it is furnished, it will be known as The Captain's Quarters and the new brig will be in the bar. (It shall be cleared out and all contents put in a locked closet.)

The new uniforms have arrived as well. Your three captains will be sporting this fashionable number designed by my mother. The females on board will be wearing this while the males will be wearing this. (That is a female model but I'm sure most can pull it off.)

Anyone who disagrees, please remember that I have the captain's keys hidden in a secret location. If it is needed, I can lock the bathrooms or all the bedrooms. The alcohol will be used as reward for those who are good servants.

Our list of objectives are as follows:
-Find Kaoru.
-Locate a chef who knows how to make French Cuisine and employ him.
-Hire several servants.
-Find Kaoru.
-Do mariney things.

I'm bored already. If you want me, I'll be on my special Captain's Only Marine Throne.
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