It all started many years ago...Santa would come to the Hitachiin apartment and Kaoru and I would spend many hours waiting. WAITING!! But it wasn't long before the need for sleep would take over. Every time Santa came to us, it was impossible. So we decided it would happen no longer. We would go to--
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Only Snorlax could hold the elves! He was pulling ten elves! Only Snorlax could! He's fuckin' huge!
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More importantly, what have you done with Santa?!
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You think I'm just going to tell you where Santa is?
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Well, you are a villain. You are supposed to have a monologue about these sorts of things!
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Oh really? Do you want to hear my monologue?
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Of course. How can I be properly motivated otherwise?
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All right. I'll type it here.
It all started many years ago...Santa would come to the Hitachiin apartment and Kaoru and I would spend many hours waiting. WAITING!! But it wasn't long before the need for sleep would take over. Every time Santa came to us, it was impossible. So we decided it would happen no longer. We would go to--
Wait. Why am I the villain?
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Well, it is your obvious role - you are the devil type, after all. And you kidnapped Santa Claus!
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Kaoru's better at the monologue thing. We need an ANGEL type to come against us. You're hopeless, Tono.
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Pardon?? I am the Prince type! Princes have fought villains and demons since the beginning of times!
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Then please find the VILLAIN type or DEMON type and leave us devil types alone!
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Demon and devil are close enough! The Prince type can apply to all of those!
Regardless of all that, you simply cannot kidnap Santa!
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No they're not. I'm offended by that statement!
Why not?
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The Prince type can face any kind of unlawful type!
Well, we would be alright, but what about those poor commoners who depend on Santa for their presents?
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Well now you're just a Gary-Stu type, Tono.
You mean commoners don't have other toys?
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