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[captainhikaru]

Everybody! I'm joining the Church of Scientology!

Mostly because of my unholy obsession with Tom Cruise!

Comments

[princeofblades]

... why am I not surprised? Personally I think the only role worth mentioning that Tom Cruise has ever played is Lestat. I'll give him credit, he did play that role quite exceptionally well.

[chocogun]

He isn't a bad actor; there are others like Minority Report or Vanilla Sky (or Collateral, damn, movies about assassins are fucking the best), those were pretty good.
He is just... weird looking, I never understood why there is so much obsession towards him.

[princeofblades]

I think it's his nose. His nose is really skinny. And pointy.

[chocogun]

And his face is really square like.

[princeofblades]

Yeah. Ushishishishi. Angular faces can be lovely, but not when they actually look like a box.

[chocogun]

It makes him look like a Neanderthal, actually.

[princeofblades]

Ushishishsi, you're right. He just needs a club and a leather tunic to complete the look.

[chocogun]

And let his hair grow and not take a bath (maybe he already does that, since Scientology is that weird)