SIF means secret internet fatty
t h e l e t t e r A
Are you available?: so much
What is your age?: 23
What annoys you?: the first question, tweenies, lobster bisque, rent, baptists.
t h e l e t t e r B
Do you know anyone named Billy?: hairflip by billy orr. a modern classic
When is your birthday?: march 14th
t h e l e t t e r C
What's your favorite candy?: heath?
Who's your crush?: girls. umm, that girl with the awesome jacket who comes into the bookstore. but she buys bad manga. i mean, at least it's comics? but it's bad manga. fehhh.
When was the last time you cried?: when my family left after thanksgiving.
t h e l e t t e r D
Do you daydream?: i fictionalize reality.
What's your favorite kind of dog?: a shih-tzu i had from the time i was 9 to the time i was 19. his name was sushi. he was smelly and decrepit and amazing.
What day of the week is it?: monday, now? technically?
t h e l e t t e r E
How do you like your eggs?: giant-ass omlette. cheese. bacon.
Have you ever been in the emergency room?: yeah. couple times.
What's the easiest thing ever to do?: sleep.
t h e l e t t e r F
Have you ever flown in a plane?: i have ridden in a plane. while it was flying. i have never a) flown a plane as in piloted it, or b) flown in a plane, meaning to levitate myself while being inside a plane.
Do you use fly swatters?: only for swatting flies.
Have you ever used a foghorn?: what? no?
t h e l e t t e r G
Do you chew gum?: when i'm really afraid i have bad breath.
Are you a giver or a taker?: mostly a taker. all i give is how important i am. which might be taking. attention. time. you know. those things.
Do you like gummy candies?: not really.
t h e l e t t e r H
How are you?: breathing.
What's your height?: 6'
What color is your hair?: brown
t h e l e t t e r I
What's your favorite ice cream? peppermint
Have you ever ice skated?: no
t h e l e t t e r J
What's your favorite jelly bean? lime
Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: never.
Do you wear jewelry?: no.
t h e l e t t e r K
Who do you want to kill? zack rimler
Do you want kids: sure? if given the opportunity. and by the opportunity, i mean the opportunity to do it right. not just the opportunity to impregnate someone. although neither is really likely, at this point.
Where did you go to kindergarten? skinner toad!
t h e l e t t e r L
Are you laid back?: pfffffff. when i'm not irate.
Do you lie?: always. that was a lie.
t h e l e t t e r M
What was your favorite movie when you were little? high society? until i saw the maltese falcon.
t h e l e t t e r N
Do you have a nickname?: alec. form of maltese. obscene barbie. sir dr. horus q. penfeather III, esquire.
Whats your favorite number?: 47
Do you prefer night over day?: infinitely.
t h e l e t t e r O
What's your one wish?: coattails. and money. mostly money. ooh, and spats.
Are you an only child?: eldest. of 3.
t h e l e t t e r P
What are you most paranoid about?: ex-girlfriends. future ex-girlfriends. everything.
t h e l e t t e r Q
Are you quick to judge people?: not quick enough
t h e l e t t e r R
Do you think you're always right?: obviously
Do you watch reality tv?: no. tv. ever.
Whats a good reason to cry?: the emo. when it happens.
t h e l e t t e r S
Do you prefer sun or rain?: rain.
Do you like snow?: like to see it. don't like to deal with it.
What's your favorite season?: fall.
t h e l e t t e r T
What time is it?: 236am time for me to be working.
What time did you wake up?: 1130am
When was the last time you slept in a tent?: 3 years ago? maybe.
t h e l e t t e r U
Can you ride a unicycle?: decidedly not.
t h e l e t t e r V
What’s the worst veggie?: green
t h e l e t t e r W
What's your worst habit?: interrrupting. correcting people's grammar. rushing in. ruining it. obsessing.
Where do you live? delaware.
t h e l e t t e r X
Have you ever had an x-ray?: yes.
Have you seen the x-games?: no.
Do You Own A Xylophone?: i had a ukelele when i was 6. where was that at u, huh? fuck you.
t h e l e t t e r Y
Do you like the color yellow?: no
What year were you born in?: `83
t h e l e t t e r Z
Do you believe in the zodiac: no. but it continues to be accurate.
1. Where were you 1 hour ago? here. work.
2. Who will be your next kiss? never.
3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet? my vagina.
4. When is the last time you went to the mall? at least 2 months.
5. Are you wearing socks right now? si.
7. Do you have feelings for someone? not in the way you mean, anymore, really. no.
8. What did you last drink? grape drink.
9. What are you wearing right now? uniform. khakis. fucking khakis.
10. What was your last purchase? milk. grape drink.
11. Last Food You Ate? mac n cheese with italian sausage and corn in it.
12. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? stephanie.
13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? no
14. Do you have a pet? non.
15. What's the last sporting event you watched? soccer?
16. What is your favorite class? ha.
17. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? next thursday.
18. What is the last thing you purchased online? tickets.
20. What's your favorite soup? mexican tortilla
21. Do you miss anyone? CT
22. Last play/musical you saw? o, brother where art thou.
23. What were/are your plans for the day? work. nap. work. dinner, shower, nap. work.
27. What do you know about the future? armageddon
28. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? no
31. Do you have a tan? god, no.
32. How old do you want to be when you have kids? alive
33. Who was the last person that hugged you? that myspace SIF. ew.
34. Do you have any tattoos or piercing: nope.
35. Have you drank soda through a straw: have you ever drunk soda through a straw. damn. and yes.
37. Do you like hot sauce? i'm too white.
40. What is your mood? lame.
41. What makes you mad? mutant moon pies. ben affleck. high school poetry. poor grammar.
42. What's the last movie you watched? departed.
Are you available?: so much
What is your age?: 23
What annoys you?: the first question, tweenies, lobster bisque, rent, baptists.
t h e l e t t e r B
Do you know anyone named Billy?: hairflip by billy orr. a modern classic
When is your birthday?: march 14th
t h e l e t t e r C
What's your favorite candy?: heath?
Who's your crush?: girls. umm, that girl with the awesome jacket who comes into the bookstore. but she buys bad manga. i mean, at least it's comics? but it's bad manga. fehhh.
When was the last time you cried?: when my family left after thanksgiving.
t h e l e t t e r D
Do you daydream?: i fictionalize reality.
What's your favorite kind of dog?: a shih-tzu i had from the time i was 9 to the time i was 19. his name was sushi. he was smelly and decrepit and amazing.
What day of the week is it?: monday, now? technically?
t h e l e t t e r E
How do you like your eggs?: giant-ass omlette. cheese. bacon.
Have you ever been in the emergency room?: yeah. couple times.
What's the easiest thing ever to do?: sleep.
t h e l e t t e r F
Have you ever flown in a plane?: i have ridden in a plane. while it was flying. i have never a) flown a plane as in piloted it, or b) flown in a plane, meaning to levitate myself while being inside a plane.
Do you use fly swatters?: only for swatting flies.
Have you ever used a foghorn?: what? no?
t h e l e t t e r G
Do you chew gum?: when i'm really afraid i have bad breath.
Are you a giver or a taker?: mostly a taker. all i give is how important i am. which might be taking. attention. time. you know. those things.
Do you like gummy candies?: not really.
t h e l e t t e r H
How are you?: breathing.
What's your height?: 6'
What color is your hair?: brown
t h e l e t t e r I
What's your favorite ice cream? peppermint
Have you ever ice skated?: no
t h e l e t t e r J
What's your favorite jelly bean? lime
Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: never.
Do you wear jewelry?: no.
t h e l e t t e r K
Who do you want to kill? zack rimler
Do you want kids: sure? if given the opportunity. and by the opportunity, i mean the opportunity to do it right. not just the opportunity to impregnate someone. although neither is really likely, at this point.
Where did you go to kindergarten? skinner toad!
t h e l e t t e r L
Are you laid back?: pfffffff. when i'm not irate.
Do you lie?: always. that was a lie.
t h e l e t t e r M
What was your favorite movie when you were little? high society? until i saw the maltese falcon.
t h e l e t t e r N
Do you have a nickname?: alec. form of maltese. obscene barbie. sir dr. horus q. penfeather III, esquire.
Whats your favorite number?: 47
Do you prefer night over day?: infinitely.
t h e l e t t e r O
What's your one wish?: coattails. and money. mostly money. ooh, and spats.
Are you an only child?: eldest. of 3.
t h e l e t t e r P
What are you most paranoid about?: ex-girlfriends. future ex-girlfriends. everything.
t h e l e t t e r Q
Are you quick to judge people?: not quick enough
t h e l e t t e r R
Do you think you're always right?: obviously
Do you watch reality tv?: no. tv. ever.
Whats a good reason to cry?: the emo. when it happens.
t h e l e t t e r S
Do you prefer sun or rain?: rain.
Do you like snow?: like to see it. don't like to deal with it.
What's your favorite season?: fall.
t h e l e t t e r T
What time is it?: 236am time for me to be working.
What time did you wake up?: 1130am
When was the last time you slept in a tent?: 3 years ago? maybe.
t h e l e t t e r U
Can you ride a unicycle?: decidedly not.
t h e l e t t e r V
What’s the worst veggie?: green
t h e l e t t e r W
What's your worst habit?: interrrupting. correcting people's grammar. rushing in. ruining it. obsessing.
Where do you live? delaware.
t h e l e t t e r X
Have you ever had an x-ray?: yes.
Have you seen the x-games?: no.
Do You Own A Xylophone?: i had a ukelele when i was 6. where was that at u, huh? fuck you.
t h e l e t t e r Y
Do you like the color yellow?: no
What year were you born in?: `83
t h e l e t t e r Z
Do you believe in the zodiac: no. but it continues to be accurate.
1. Where were you 1 hour ago? here. work.
2. Who will be your next kiss? never.
3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet? my vagina.
4. When is the last time you went to the mall? at least 2 months.
5. Are you wearing socks right now? si.
7. Do you have feelings for someone? not in the way you mean, anymore, really. no.
8. What did you last drink? grape drink.
9. What are you wearing right now? uniform. khakis. fucking khakis.
10. What was your last purchase? milk. grape drink.
11. Last Food You Ate? mac n cheese with italian sausage and corn in it.
12. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? stephanie.
13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? no
14. Do you have a pet? non.
15. What's the last sporting event you watched? soccer?
16. What is your favorite class? ha.
17. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? next thursday.
18. What is the last thing you purchased online? tickets.
20. What's your favorite soup? mexican tortilla
21. Do you miss anyone? CT
22. Last play/musical you saw? o, brother where art thou.
23. What were/are your plans for the day? work. nap. work. dinner, shower, nap. work.
27. What do you know about the future? armageddon
28. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? no
31. Do you have a tan? god, no.
32. How old do you want to be when you have kids? alive
33. Who was the last person that hugged you? that myspace SIF. ew.
34. Do you have any tattoos or piercing: nope.
35. Have you drank soda through a straw: have you ever drunk soda through a straw. damn. and yes.
37. Do you like hot sauce? i'm too white.
40. What is your mood? lame.
41. What makes you mad? mutant moon pies. ben affleck. high school poetry. poor grammar.
42. What's the last movie you watched? departed.