All right. So the computer ate my mongo entry from a few days ago. I had all these memes and they were cool. But now they're gone. Basically what I wanted to say is that I'm glad that those who went to prom had a fabulmongolous time, and though I still think it's a shallow, overrated commercial ploy, I might have been bothered to attend had I been, well, there and not here. And "here" is a place I would not wish my worst enemy to be. And by the way, that's never truly been clarified; who IS my worst enemy? ....We'll never know. Well, maybe one day, when I discover snakes in my bed, but until then, I stall remain in the dark as to whom this enigmatic person truly is.
Finished Lord of the Flies about a month early, I believe. The end is so abrupt that for a while I entertained thoughts of the author realizing he'd entangled the story too much and just wanted to end it fast. Hint to Mr. Golding: if that happens, you're book probably isn't too good. Although, I'll admit that it wasn't too terrible, and I was able to predict within the first two chapters that Simon and Piggy would die (they were the weakest ones), but I don't see why she's teaching this book. I talked to my mom about how SHE would teach it and what she came up with was much more interesting, not to mention a bit more difficult, that what we've been doing with it, namely compiling a list of qualities a good leader should have and talking about what we would take with us should we be marooned on a desert island. I mean, please. What is this: middle school? ANYway. I'm just a bit pissed off at that class.
So. Enough with being serious; bring forth the SILLINESS!!!!
Your Birthdate: April 2
Your birth on the 2nd day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your life.
The 2 is a very social number allowing you to make friends easily and quickly.
Yet you are apt to have a rather nervous air in the company of a large group.
You have a warmhearted nature and emotional understanding that constantly seeks affection.
You are more prone than most to become depressed and moody, as emotions can turn inward and cause anxiety and mental turmoil.
It can be hard for you to bounce back to reality when depression sets in.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean? Right, okay. Well, I agree with the last three, though the third one down is utter crap because I don't feel at all ill at ease in a large group. Number 2 (no pun intended) used to be true, but that particular quality of mine seems to have vanished this last year. And number one is a bit too heavy on the emotion and sensitivity for me. Right. Well, moving on.
Your Political Profile
Overall: 5% Conservative, 95% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
How Liberal / Conservative Are You? WHAT?!?!?! 25% conservative...on SOCIAL ISSUES?!?! To quote The Crucible, what anarchy is this? Okay, well that made as much sense as a frog would make in soup. Oh wait....damn. *sigh* This meme is fucked up. But I live through the pain...
Your Linguistic Profile:
65% General American English
30% Yankee
5% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak? Haha! Especially funny since I got a big, disdended ZERO for all Midwestern accents. So HA to the Midwest for not corrupting my speech these last eight years.
The bell rang. No more time.