Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.

[captaine_sykes]

◁ Have good wholesome values.

◁ Be ambitious.

◁ Home cooking

◁ A sense of humour.

◁ Be willing to debate or discuss your thoughts or opinions.

◁ Get along with my family.

◁ Root for the Dallas Cowboys and/or the Spokane Chiefs.

◁ Hold an engaging conversation with me.

Comments

[icecoldwit]

So you're going to marry Martha Stewart?

[captaine_sykes]

Yes. I thought I could keep it a secret but obviously you've seen through me.

[icecoldwit]

Please, you turn to the side and you disappear.

At the risk of repeating myself. Dull.

[captaine_sykes]

You killed a horse, right now I have nothing more to say to you that is nice.

So just shut up.

[icecoldwit]

I've killed more than horses, so I'd advise minding your tone before I demonstrate how.