THE TROJANMAN ISA IDIOT AND HAS CAUSED MORE ABSTINENCE THAN THE POPE.
THE TROJANMAN ISA IDIOT AND HAS CAUSED MORE ABSTINENCE THAN THE POPE.
Alright ladies and gentlemen, imagine if you will you and your girl are enjoying some sort of wonder full setting about to go horizontal on the ol’ polka dance and what doyah know the largest correlation between getting and not getting horizontal shows up. A man shows up on a giant horse and completely clad in a full body latex suit. To furthermore top this entrance we have the classic “TROOOOO jan MAAAAAAAhn!” jingle as he enters the scene. If this is currently intimidating it gets worse. Dood shows up and busts out a box of jimmy caps and tells you how your girl will enjoy the new condom constructed by the Trojan manufacturers. This of course is done after much innuendo and clever subtle language.
I think personally my favorite commercial is with the couple on the beach when someone busted out we were about to`bump the buoy’ . I mean if the mood was killed by the horse backing Trojan Man showing up out of the blue the cheesy innuendo is enough to put the nails in the coffin. SO HERE IS MY DEAL Mr. Trojan Man: you don’t do that to me and I won’t “accidentally” shoot you off your horse. Don’t even act like police won’t understand. I mean all I would have to say is “dood I was just to be all like `BAHN---Kah-Bankka-bunka-AH (70s porno music)’ and this dood showed up in a latex suit trying to hawk jimmy caps. Any cop will understand discharging lethal rounds in self defense to counter sucha shitty marketing campaign. I mean how else would I get away with shooting that one dood on the infomercials with a shitload of question marks on his suit or Ron Pompel.
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Alright ladies and gentlemen, imagine if you will you and your girl are enjoying some sort of wonder full setting about to go horizontal on the ol’ polka dance and what doyah know the largest correlation between getting and not getting horizontal shows up. A man shows up on a giant horse and completely clad in a full body latex suit. To furthermore top this entrance we have the classic “TROOOOO jan MAAAAAAAhn!” jingle as he enters the scene. If this is currently intimidating it gets worse. Dood shows up and busts out a box of jimmy caps and tells you how your girl will enjoy the new condom constructed by the Trojan manufacturers. This of course is done after much innuendo and clever subtle language.
I think personally my favorite commercial is with the couple on the beach when someone busted out we were about to`bump the buoy’ . I mean if the mood was killed by the horse backing Trojan Man showing up out of the blue the cheesy innuendo is enough to put the nails in the coffin. SO HERE IS MY DEAL Mr. Trojan Man: you don’t do that to me and I won’t “accidentally” shoot you off your horse. Don’t even act like police won’t understand. I mean all I would have to say is “dood I was just to be all like `BAHN---Kah-Bankka-bunka-AH (70s porno music)’ and this dood showed up in a latex suit trying to hawk jimmy caps. Any cop will understand discharging lethal rounds in self defense to counter sucha shitty marketing campaign. I mean how else would I get away with shooting that one dood on the infomercials with a shitload of question marks on his suit or Ron Pompel.
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