Apr 22, 2006 16:50
WTF Moment
I was minding my own business when the following happened...
The Carrot Man -
Hello, I don't mean to offend... you have caught my attention. There... is an interest... I'm an alien... am like wind... not for here... an alien in this place... Idon't want to.... offend... cause... offense... I am making trouble... here... like a pebble... in a pond that makes the little waves... I am the pebble... here. I don't mean to offend... let me ask you a question.... I don't mean to offend.... I mean to talk to you about... it is in your... genetics... part of who you are... I am not of the same... genetic make-up as you are... I am a vegatable... I am like a carrot... and you are like celery... made up of silicon... I am a carrot... Unlike you.... May... I call you brother or should I call you fellow traveler on this earth.? it is the light... the light... inside... I think I have said too much... I am apologizing... you need to take my apology... do you know why... I offer you nothing... because... nothing is something... even the number zero.... plays....some .... part of the equation... and is there... fore... something...I think I have said too much... Do you know about the ancient buildings of Amen? Design. desire. The world... is controlled by one's de...sign... Architectual design... Twenty years... congratulations... it is a great... accomplishment to live twenty years... twenty is a... good number... it is divisable by two... an even number... if it were not we could go into the more... complicated... I like young... people... do you... know why... one thing i like... about young people... is that... young people are eager... to find... to find... things... i'm not... saying you've lost something... have you lost something... You may not understand this now... but someday you will... I'm just talking... I don't mean to offend... or can I not breath your air... They're making their battle plans now... Hmm. you are of interest... They are making... their... battles plans now... I can see things in people... the way you are leaning... on your studies... you are trying to keep warm... or perhaps you are keeping something hidden inside you... Do you understand... the workings of the world in your architectual drawing... Design... so you are an artist... the sun causes radiation... you will have to build buildings to... protect... Design. I seem to have made a mistake. We have nothing to fear... except fear itself... I see you are an interesting person.... Don't take pictures. I see that you are... bored with the conversation... perhaps math is not your... Are you a Christian... With what denomination do you associate... who is ...complaining... how am i... I will... leave you to the problems... you already... have...
and that's all I can remember right now from the mind of the Carrot Man who violated my space in the corner of Common Grounds