Hah, just for laughs. I found this on the internet, and I immediately thought, "LIVEJOURNAL!"
So I give you: the kinkiest survey EVER.
Would you...
1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower
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1. Give me your number? You have it.
2. Have sex with me? No.
3. Let me kiss you? Mua.
4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? Yes.
5. Let me take you out to dinner? Of course.
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? Sure.
7. Take a shower with me?... No way in hell.
8. Be my bf/gf? Sorry hun.
9. Have a fling with me? ...No. God Jax I know you want me but no.
10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? Yes.
11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money? Yes.
12. Take you home for the night? Yes.
13. Would you let me sleep in your bed? You've slept in my bed.
14. Sing kareoke w/ me? Yes.
15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? Yes.
16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? Yes.
17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? Sure.
18. Do you think im sexy, cute, or hot? Meow. LOL.
19. Do you like my style? Yes.
20. Do you think im funny? Sometimes. LOL.
21. Do you care about me? Of course.
22. Would you cry if i died? Despite popular belief; yes.
23. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide? You do and I'll make your afterlife hell. No pun intended.
24. Would you dance with me? Yes.
25. Would you sing happy birthday to me? Yes.
26. Would you hold my hair back at a party as im throwing up due to intoxication? Yes. Then slap you.
27. Would u marry me? Sorry no.
28. 69 me? No.
29. Do me in a public place? Nope. No matter how much you want me.
30. Bring me home and do me in your bed? Still no.
31. Take advantage of me if I was drunk? Not that way.
32. Take advantage of me if i wasn't drunk? Still not that way.
33. Strip for me? ...How about NO.
34. Give me a lap dance? Oh yes. LOL. If I was drunk.
35. Grab my ass? LOL. Sure. Why not. HAHA.
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