"I wasn't able to practice much, on account of being dead."
OKAY, so, I seem to keep doing links to things in these entries. This one is no exception. :P
"Ima Wiserd" read by Andjealous. It's a YouTube reading of a bad Harry Potter fic that is--GASP!!--not My Immortal! It's not even "goffik" at all! I do have to warn you about the (clumsy, obvious, old-fashioned) racism in this one...but on the other hand: Nobody has stupid confusing nicknames, nobody is HORRENDEOUSLY out of character, there's no random rape, murder or torture, our main character only has ONE person after him, instead of the whole school (and she cheats on him!), gets sorted into RAVENCLAW (blinks. Yay!), and, among other mishaps, actually DIES at least three times. I lost track.
Guest stars include Hitler, Dracula, and JESUS. Also, "Magic" Johnson as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Sorta. (It's also worth noting which DADA teacher his style is based off of. Again, sorta.) And it has a couple of the best DELIBERATELY funny lines I've ever heard--the title of this post is one of them. "I hadn't been able to practice much" (for the Quidditch game) "on account of being dead." HA...
(EDIT: The story is, of course, NSFW, being a Gary Stu...but nowhere near as much as My Immortal was. Also, the author doesn't use "fucking" like, every. Single. Other. WORD.)
AND...just for you, Magrat (although others can join in if they want)...THIS!!
Ancient Egyptian Mythology, and you can also earn points by TRIVIA. How cool that?! I'm the one who obnoxiously ran off with the name "Ptraci", but you can probably still snag Pteppicymon or Teppic. :)
...Notorious