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So yeah, I thought I was going to stop writing entrees. However, there's a tornado warning, not much to do, and Ums asked me to write one about him. That fag. Okay...where do I start?
Ums is a big dude who smells. Not a bad smell, nor a pungent smell, but a noble smell. The kind of smell that would make your nose hairs stand at attention and salute. Why does he smell that way? Could it be the strength of his character? His deodorant? A pheromone used to attract prey? Or perhaps potential pollinators such as flies or bats? I'm not quite sure. But as long as he don't stink up the house, I got nothing but moderate appreciation for Ums' scent.
::nostril hair salute::
Ums is a big dude who smells. Not a bad smell, nor a pungent smell, but a noble smell. The kind of smell that would make your nose hairs stand at attention and salute. Why does he smell that way? Could it be the strength of his character? His deodorant? A pheromone used to attract prey? Or perhaps potential pollinators such as flies or bats? I'm not quite sure. But as long as he don't stink up the house, I got nothing but moderate appreciation for Ums' scent.
::nostril hair salute::