buuuuuddy!

[captaincanada]

Things I could definitely use less of

- 90s nostalgia
- Web 2.0 sites with cutesy fucking names
- Sarah Palin
- Sarah Silverman
- Jabbawockeez shirts
- Altbags

Things I'd like more of:

- "Love Lockdown" in my car ( / this version)
- "Please" and "thank you" from customers (pfft)
- Excuses to get cheesesteaks
- Chances to use "downward dog" in conversation
- Anti-aging protips
- PUMPKIN PIE