Happy New Year, everybody!
As per Maslow's Heirarchy, those nearing the end of their lives owe it to others to mentor. Therefore, hear my words.
If you are single, make out with someone, *anyone*. Trust me on this. Don't just watch TV tonight.
If you are not single, cherish your soul mate. If they are NOT your soulmate, see previous instruction.
Drink enough that you feel, but not so much you can't think.
Don't drink & drive.
That is all.
If you are single, make out with someone, *anyone*. Trust me on this. Don't just watch TV tonight.
If you are not single, cherish your soul mate. If they are NOT your soulmate, see previous instruction.
Drink enough that you feel, but not so much you can't think.
Don't drink & drive.
That is all.