This is why I read Jalopnik

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" For people that need to haul five people most of the time and need to haul potting soil and plywood on some occasions, it's really the most flexible choice for those without access to a "76 Jeep.

Still can't defend that commercial, though.

But the real question is, if I may be so bold, how does it stack up to a Ford Tempo?"