Misanthrope
I have had a number of parking tickets in my time, and you know what? I deserved every one of them. The road markings were all very clear that I shouldn't be parked there, I knew I shouldn't be parked there and I took my chance. Some days you just aren't lucky. I am a grown up and I take responsibility for my actions.
So it pisses me off when I see grown, supposedly adult human beings whinge about the fact that they got ticketed and give grief to the person who is just doing their job. I fantasise about having my own private "parking enforcement" company. I would staff it entirely with bouncers and ex-marines. Huge, dangerous men that no motorist, no matter how enraged, would ever talk back to. I wouldn't care if it made a profit or not. I'd do it for the pure fucking joy of a job well done.
So it pisses me off when I see grown, supposedly adult human beings whinge about the fact that they got ticketed and give grief to the person who is just doing their job. I fantasise about having my own private "parking enforcement" company. I would staff it entirely with bouncers and ex-marines. Huge, dangerous men that no motorist, no matter how enraged, would ever talk back to. I wouldn't care if it made a profit or not. I'd do it for the pure fucking joy of a job well done.