Useless Movie Reviews
Paraphrasing one of the commenters over at Throwing Things:
Why would you even review this film? Who cares who the actors are, or what kind of performances they deliver? It's called Hot Tub Time Machine, for crying out loud. Everything you need to know is in the title! Either you want to go see a movie called Hot Tub Time Machine, or you don't.
I'm not sure which camp I fall in; I suspect it would have a lot to do with my mood on a particular day, or perhaps on how early I started drinking. But I'm pretty sure this guy is right -- any review for this one is about as superfluous as you can get.
Why would you even review this film? Who cares who the actors are, or what kind of performances they deliver? It's called Hot Tub Time Machine, for crying out loud. Everything you need to know is in the title! Either you want to go see a movie called Hot Tub Time Machine, or you don't.
I'm not sure which camp I fall in; I suspect it would have a lot to do with my mood on a particular day, or perhaps on how early I started drinking. But I'm pretty sure this guy is right -- any review for this one is about as superfluous as you can get.