A Dilemma

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So, here's the deal: I took the last bottle of beer out of my fridge last night and drank it.  Ordinarily, this would mean a trip to the liquor store to purchase reinforcements.  But here's the thing: it's St. Patrick's Day, and I'm in the middle of very Irish Catholic St. Paul.  Do I really want to venture in there, today of all days?

Oh, such a vexing quandary!

In other news, I shaved my head last night.  My scalp is all tingly.  Pray we don't get a late cold snap!