poo...poo face
i have decided to write down as many anchorman qoutes as i can remember.
"wat? u know i dont speak spanish... huh? y-you ate the entire cheese wheel, wow and you pooped in the fridge th-thats incredible im not really mad im just amazed... wow!"-ron burhgundy
"60 percent of the time it works everytime.", "that doesnt make sense."-ron and fellow news ( Read more... )
Bartender : You know, times they are a changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you've got to change
Ron Burgundy : What? I'm sorry, where you speaking? No, I don't speak Spanish.
Brian Fantana : Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind : It is anchorMAN, not anchorLADY!
Brick Tamland : I don't know what we're yelling about!
Ron Burgundy : I'm going to punch you in the ovary, right in the babymaker.
Ron Burgundy : [after jumping into the grizzly bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision.
Ron Burgundy : Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind : It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy : It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland : Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy : I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland : Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy : Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Brick Tamland : I ate a big, red candle.
Ron Burgundy : Go back to your home on Whore Island
Ron Burgundy : [to Veronica Corningstone as the news has just gone off the air] You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.
Ron Burgundy : [to Veronica Corningstone] I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.
Female Office Worker: It smells like Big Foot's dick!
Announcer : Now it's time for the Channel 4 news team, with 5 time Emmy-winning anchorman Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee!
Veronica Corningstone : Good evening, I'm Veronica Corningstone; Tits McGee is on vacation.
Ron Burgundy : And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy.
Ron Burgundy : [thinks Baxter the dog has just called him] Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.
Ron Burgundy : It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
Ed Harken : [on the phone] Well, really, I don't know where he would get his hands on German pornography... but really, as adults, its not like we haven't seen our share of pornography in... Oh you haven't? Well, neither have I, I was just speaking collectively... listen, I have to go, we'll talk about this later, Sister Margaret.
Ron Burgundy : Son of a bee-sting!
Brick Tamland : Where'd you get those suits from, the... toilet store?
Bill Lawson : [narrating] Brick Tamland now has a family with 11 children. He is now a top advisor to the Bush Administration.
Brick Tamland : I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded.
Ed Harken : [on the phone with his son] Put the gun down, and let the marching band go! We'll try to pull it off as a prank.
Ron Burgundy : By the beard of Zeus!
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