Wanna Increase Your Manhood? Buy Ridiculously and Unrealistically Large!: Demotivator for Week
Ever feel as though you're not nearly as great as some other person you know probably named Mark (Or in my case, Tom) or Vera? Do you feel as though women look at you and realize something is seriously lacking in your life and they're not referring to your credit score? Do you look at your chest and wonder how genetics gave you the North Dakota flats while giving Vera the Swiss Twin Peaks?
Let's face it, we're decent people but we are far from perfect and in order to make up for our lacking gap between us and Hollywood's portrayal of physical attraction we have to play catch up in some way. After all, if Hollywood portrays it then it must be accurate.
We must find a way to make up for the difference somehow since we cannot afford to get THAT much surgery!
I know!
We can buy really big vehicles as an extension of our manhood! A Hummer H3, a Cadillac Escalade, a Chevrolet Suburban! To show women everywhere that not only are we large and in charge, but we can take out a loan each time we need to fill her up! And if you think this only works for men, well... Hummer proved that it works for soccer moms as well!
As a person living in a state where there are more trucks than people, I can testify that this mentality exists and to commemorate this occasion I present to you this week's demotivator!
BTW: I love you Tom! :P
Let's face it, we're decent people but we are far from perfect and in order to make up for our lacking gap between us and Hollywood's portrayal of physical attraction we have to play catch up in some way. After all, if Hollywood portrays it then it must be accurate.
We must find a way to make up for the difference somehow since we cannot afford to get THAT much surgery!
I know!
We can buy really big vehicles as an extension of our manhood! A Hummer H3, a Cadillac Escalade, a Chevrolet Suburban! To show women everywhere that not only are we large and in charge, but we can take out a loan each time we need to fill her up! And if you think this only works for men, well... Hummer proved that it works for soccer moms as well!
As a person living in a state where there are more trucks than people, I can testify that this mentality exists and to commemorate this occasion I present to you this week's demotivator!
BTW: I love you Tom! :P