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[captain_six]

...Someone stole my hair ornaments from my room last night and strung them up on a tree branch. It took me time to get them down--time that would have been better spent doing other things, such as training or preparing activities for my classes. If anyone knows who committed such a juvenile act, I ask that you step forward so that the perpetrator

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[orewadareda]

"If I lock the door, what happens if a fight breaks out and I need to get out of the room fast before it ends so I can join in? I'd have to break down the door, and then where would you be?"

[captain_six]

...You can undo the lock from within the room.

[orewadareda]

"That takes too long!"

*pause*

"You know, actually that's a really good idea. I'll just break the door NOW! Think of all the time it will save!"

[captain_six]

Leave it alone.

[orewadareda]

"How about I take it off the hinges? Then we can put it back on to make it look like it works, but I can still kick it open when I have people to beat up!"

[captain_six]

...You must want to be arrested for damaging property.

[orewadareda]

"You get arrested for such minor things like that? Man, whoever makes the rules here is a complete stiff."