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If I were a month, I’d be: Aaah…May/June. I feel I’m in the best mood during those months. Or September/October, because that’s Mi-Bro-Be weather, but then the doom of winter is still impending.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be: Thursdeeee! That’s Jean’s and Teet’s Crazy Day.
If I were a time of day, I’d be: Late at night sometime. That’s Jean’s and Teet’s Crazy Time. You can IMAGINE what it’s like in Rendezvous 432 Thursdays at about midnight…
If I were a planet, I’d be: Oh man! Saturn because it’s pretty. I would say Earth but it’s so f’ed up.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be: An anemone!
If I were a direction, I’d be: Crap…east?
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be: My bed at school - it’s nothing short of heaven. Or this chair.
If I were a sin, I’d be: Ah mayn…the coveting. I’m guilty of it. I won’t lie.
If I were a historical figure, I’d be: Gandhi. Or Marilyn Monroe.
If I were a TV show, I’d be: Ah mayn, I don’t really watch TV….How ‘bout Seinfeld or the Simpsons. Or I Love the 80s, because, I do.
If I were a liquid, I’d be: Haha…stop that….I’d be seawater from the Caribbean or the Pacific. Or apple juice.
If I were a tree, I’d be: Those cute little flowered trees behind Washington. Maybe I’ll get a picture up, because they’re cute.
If I were a bird, I’d be: These questions are getting a little difficult. I’d be a sandpiper.
If I were a flower, I’d be: A peach rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be: fall, the end of august, a hoodie, capris, and flip flops, warm enough to be sexy, but cold enough to cuddle <=Yeah Meena! Or the first warm day in spring.
If I were a mythical creature, I’d be: A UNICORN!
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be: A piccolo.
If I were an animal, I’d be: I look like a bird. My personality is more big-dog-like though, like a Lab.
If I were a color, I’d be: Red or teal.
If I were an emotion, I’d be: Love.
If I were a vegetable, I’d be: Damn….Spinach. Or an artichoke.
If I were a sound, I’d be: A laugh. Or the first two seconds of Radiohead’s “Everything in its Right Place” - that makes me really happy.
If I were an element, I’d be: Water. I’m an Aquarian. ;)
If I were a car, I’d be: LIL’ RED! It’s been said time and time again that my car is “such a Jen car.” Or a silver/red/black Saturn 2001 SC2 with tinted windows, which I will hopefully have in my possession soon! And I do like teeny cars that cost more than my life; for example, J-Dubbs’ car or the little Audi convertible. So cute.
If I were a song, I’d be: Damn there are too many of those. There is a song called “Jen” by Jimmy Eat World, or “Jen Doesn’t Like Me Anymore” by LTJ - good stuff.
If I were a movie, I’d be: There’s Something About Mary or Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Haha or Napoleon Dynamite because that is my humor exemplified.
If I were a food, I’d be: Any food? Like a meal? Eggplant parmesan with a spinach salad and ice cream with strawberries and pecans…mmm…*drools.*
If I were a place, I’d be: Key West. Or Italy. Rar.
If I were a material, I’d be: Fleece.
If I were a taste, I’d be: SWEET
If I were a scent, I’d be: “Love” from Bath and Body Works, which they have discontinued, pfrt!
If I were a religion, I’d be: Christianity. :) But not in the Republican way.
If I were a word, I’d be: Indubitably. Or peace. Or WHITTLE.
If I were a fruit, I’d be: A strawberry or a peach.
If I were an object, I’d be: Oh man, that’s very broad….I’d be a really warm blanket. Or a really comfortable couch next to a fireplace. Not too specific, ha.
If I were a body part, I’d be: Haha aw mayn!...I’d be a clavicle. Look it up.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be: A big old easy smile with sparkly eyes.
If I were a part of a house, I’d be: A back deck with a fire pit and a swing.
If I were a subject in school, I’d be: Environmental science or grammar because I’m a grammar whore.
If I were a piece of jewelry, I’d be: A princess-cut diamond ring in white gold. Haha I’m ring-obsessed.
If I were a cartoon character, I’d be: Pepe LePeu…if that’s how you spell it….He was so slick.
If I were a shape, I’d be: A star.
If I were an article of clothing, I’d be: SWEATPANTS
If I were a restaurant, I’d be: Asian Feast, Casa Nueva or Bruno’s.
If I were a number, I’d be: Uhh…8.
If I were a sexual position, I’d be: Haha…this could get explicit. I’ll agree with Meena - standing against the wall. Or something no one’s ever heard of. (Haha...those images are from this site - I don't want to get into any copyright trouble....Those pictures are just priceless.)
If I were a stuffed animal, I’d be: A big panda - I used to have one that was bigger than me when I was like five and I LOVED it. But it only had one eye. And then I think my cat peed on it.
If I were a retail store, I’d be: Hmm…Express…even though their crap’s really expensive. I’d be American Eagle if they weren’t turning into Abercrombie. A&F would be my arch-nemesis because they’re jerks. Cute clothes sometimes, but JERKS.
If I were an Interstate, I’d be: I-71, because it can get you almost anywhere.
If I were a state of the US, I’d be: Florida or California.
If I were a pizza, I’d be: A white pizza with spinach, olives and artichoke hearts.