looking for a chick, literacy not required, desperation essential

May 06, 2006 11:37

OK so I was bored a while ago and put my email address on adult match-maker and now they keep sending me 'matches'.

I don't know what i put in my profile but check out a couple of choice selections of who adult matchmaker 'matched' me to......

"hihi........i am pretty woman.hey hey"
pretty25202 is a 24 year old woman from victirua, Victoria, Australia.
"i am pretty i am sexy wanna naughty wif me?something u want to wif ume u can i am very welcome u n i interesting u"

"plzzzzzzzzzzzzz be my freind i have none"
SLUTGUTZ4nobody is a 30 year old woman from mel, Victoria, Australia.
"i,m just a simpol gurl traying to get through live with as much dick as i can ,, i will tray anything u want to tray , and evern if i dont like it you can do it to me ,, my mans name is ,, noguts ..."

hahahahaha!!! LOL!

wtf kind of image am I portraying to the outside world?

Did I put something in my profile like, "looking for a chick, literacy not required, desperation essential"?

sale tag hanging from my doodle, apparently!

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