May 06, 2006 11:37
OK so I was bored a while ago and put my email address on adult match-maker and now they keep sending me 'matches'.
I don't know what i put in my profile but check out a couple of choice selections of who adult matchmaker 'matched' me to......
"hihi........i am pretty woman.hey hey"
pretty25202 is a 24 year old woman from victirua, Victoria, Australia.
"i am pretty i am sexy wanna naughty wif me?something u want to wif ume u can i am very welcome u n i interesting u"
"plzzzzzzzzzzzzz be my freind i have none"
SLUTGUTZ4nobody is a 30 year old woman from mel, Victoria, Australia.
"i,m just a simpol gurl traying to get through live with as much dick as i can ,, i will tray anything u want to tray , and evern if i dont like it you can do it to me ,, my mans name is ,, noguts ..."
hahahahaha!!! LOL!
wtf kind of image am I portraying to the outside world?
Did I put something in my profile like, "looking for a chick, literacy not required, desperation essential"?
sale tag hanging from my doodle,
apparently!