MMMmmmmm mounds of silicone!
Tonight I venture to the wondrous world of peroxide and silicone and bikinis and hotpants for the 2006 White Tiger calendar launch*!!!
Oooh yes, check the ladies whose lives will never be the same after tonight.... http://www.whitetiger.com.au
Your job, dear minion, aside from unbridled jealousy and hours spent wishing you were me, is to assist in coming up with things I can get the girls to sign onto the calendar!
For example....
January (my birthday) "Go on Capt'n, you know you wanna touch it..... it's your birthday"
Or... "I'll never forget those nights we spent together ........ in your dreams"
Nothing overtly smutty, thankyou!
Am accepting entries up until 5pm today, so respond with your suggestions now!
*Sorry, no free list!
Oooh yes, check the ladies whose lives will never be the same after tonight.... http://www.whitetiger.com.au
Your job, dear minion, aside from unbridled jealousy and hours spent wishing you were me, is to assist in coming up with things I can get the girls to sign onto the calendar!
For example....
January (my birthday) "Go on Capt'n, you know you wanna touch it..... it's your birthday"
Or... "I'll never forget those nights we spent together ........ in your dreams"
Nothing overtly smutty, thankyou!
Am accepting entries up until 5pm today, so respond with your suggestions now!
*Sorry, no free list!