Let's fight crimes with mangoes and limes
My frand just did this on Facebook SO I AM DOING IT HERE.
WHAT NATIONALITY AM I?
British
[x (does AriZona count?)] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Alex to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x well, kinda...I kinda just want to give them a hug. "An 'I love you' a day keeps the emo away"] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football.. not … soccer.
Total: 3
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 3
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have darkish hair.
[ ] You speak SOME Italian.
[x] You are under 5’10”.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands
Total: 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] You know what a Puta is
[ ] You talk fast.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
[x] You’ve said Te Amo or Te Quiero
Total: 3 ARE YOU AMEGO OR ENIMEGO?!?
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don’t get cold easily.
[ ]You get into contests all the time.
[ ]You can make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You love listening to trance
Total: 1
Polish
[x Lol, well, my grandma] Your parents let you drink
[x] You know what a pizda is
[x] You have had Pierogi.
[x] People always ask to see your “kielbasa” checking if your Polish
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend
[x] You have made/know what pisanki are
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup
Total: 5
...HOW COME THERE'S NOT AS MUCH HERE AS THERE IS EVERYWHERE ELSE?!?! YOU TAKING ME AWAY FROM MY POLISH-ISITY
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Paddys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
[ ] You have an odd love of leprechauns
[ ] You have four leaf clovers
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you’re Chinese.
[ ] You have glasses/contacts.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You play Handball more than once a week
[x] You know what DDR is
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You’re over 5’10”.
[ ] You know the real meaning of “Fag”.
[ ] You make pretty words sound scary.
[ ] You enjoy watching the military.
[ ] You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
Total: 3
Canadian
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak french
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
[ ] You play/ played hockey or watch it.
[ ] You know who Massari is.
Total: 1
French
[x] You like french toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
[ ] You say “Zut” instead of damn
[ ] You own a beret.
[x] You actually know what a beret is.
Total: 4
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians. (This is kinda a dumb thing to say. America is FREEDOM OF RELIGION, there's tons of different ones here. It's hardly accurate that Americans stereotypically hate non-Christians.)
[ ] You’ve been to more then 5 states.
[x] You’re lazy. ;p
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You don’t read.
[x] You shop at Walmart.
[x] You say restroom instead of washroom.
[x] You spell colour “color”.
Total: 4
Greek
[/] You’re very loud.
[ ] Your family alone makes a small city.
[x] You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
[ ] You share a bathroom with 5+ people.
[ ] You say “open the light” instead of “turn on the light”.
[ ] Your parents came into this country illegally.
[ ] Your parents still don’t have their Green Card after 15 years in the U.S.
[ ] You go to church every Sunday.
[Lololol] You always have a “to go plate” when leaving from a party.
[x IT SHOULDN'T BE BUT LOTS OF PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY FAILED ENGLISH] You have a last name that’s hard to pronounce.
[x] You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.
Total: 3.5
Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
[I know who Sher Khan is.] You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
[x] You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!
[ ] You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
[x] You can eat really good spicy food!
[x] You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
[ ] You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
[ ] You have any sort of ATN channel.
[ ] You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
[ ] You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
[x] You have relatives you’ve never even heard of.
Total: 4
Egyptian
[ ] You are smart in math or science
[ ] Your mom or dad are either doctors or enginners.
[ ] All you eat is kabab and kofta
[ ] Your parents have one car that’s a Toyota
[x] Your house actually does not smell like food.
[ ] You have like 67890 middle names
Total: 1
Native
[x] You have been to a pow wow
[ ] You have a native name
[ ] You are more than a quarter native
[ ] You know what tribe your ancestors were in
[ ] You have painted your face like a warrior
[ ] You have been to a native exhibit out of school
[ ] You play/played lacrosse
[x] You have eaten salmon
total: 2
Scottish
[x] You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent
[ ] one of your family members has an accent
[x] you actually don’t mind bagpipes
[ ] Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere
[ ] you’ve heard the song “Scotland the brave”
[ ] no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings
[ ] any team playing England is your best friend
[ ] you have tried haggis
[ ] Sean Connery lol
[x] you drink tap water
[ ] you know Edinburgh is pronounced “Edin-buura”
total: 3
New Zealand
[ ] you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there
[x] you know what a barbie is
[ ] you hate aussies
[x] you know what an ‘aussie’ is
[x - But in my mind, it's famous for NARNIA!] you know that NZ is famous only because of Lord of the Rings
[x] you like chocolate fish &&/or pineapple lumps
[ ] you know what L&P is and you like it!
total: 4
I'M POLISH.
SAY IT LOOOOUD AND SAY IT PROOOUD!
WHAT NATIONALITY AM I?
British
[x (does AriZona count?)] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Alex to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x well, kinda...I kinda just want to give them a hug. "An 'I love you' a day keeps the emo away"] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football.. not … soccer.
Total: 3
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 3
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have darkish hair.
[ ] You speak SOME Italian.
[x] You are under 5’10”.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands
Total: 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] You know what a Puta is
[ ] You talk fast.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
[x] You’ve said Te Amo or Te Quiero
Total: 3 ARE YOU AMEGO OR ENIMEGO?!?
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don’t get cold easily.
[ ]You get into contests all the time.
[ ]You can make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You love listening to trance
Total: 1
Polish
[x Lol, well, my grandma] Your parents let you drink
[x] You know what a pizda is
[x] You have had Pierogi.
[x] People always ask to see your “kielbasa” checking if your Polish
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend
[x] You have made/know what pisanki are
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup
Total: 5
...HOW COME THERE'S NOT AS MUCH HERE AS THERE IS EVERYWHERE ELSE?!?! YOU TAKING ME AWAY FROM MY POLISH-ISITY
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Paddys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
[ ] You have an odd love of leprechauns
[ ] You have four leaf clovers
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you’re Chinese.
[ ] You have glasses/contacts.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You play Handball more than once a week
[x] You know what DDR is
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You’re over 5’10”.
[ ] You know the real meaning of “Fag”.
[ ] You make pretty words sound scary.
[ ] You enjoy watching the military.
[ ] You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
Total: 3
Canadian
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak french
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
[ ] You play/ played hockey or watch it.
[ ] You know who Massari is.
Total: 1
French
[x] You like french toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
[ ] You say “Zut” instead of damn
[ ] You own a beret.
[x] You actually know what a beret is.
Total: 4
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians. (This is kinda a dumb thing to say. America is FREEDOM OF RELIGION, there's tons of different ones here. It's hardly accurate that Americans stereotypically hate non-Christians.)
[ ] You’ve been to more then 5 states.
[x] You’re lazy. ;p
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You don’t read.
[x] You shop at Walmart.
[x] You say restroom instead of washroom.
[x] You spell colour “color”.
Total: 4
Greek
[/] You’re very loud.
[ ] Your family alone makes a small city.
[x] You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
[ ] You share a bathroom with 5+ people.
[ ] You say “open the light” instead of “turn on the light”.
[ ] Your parents came into this country illegally.
[ ] Your parents still don’t have their Green Card after 15 years in the U.S.
[ ] You go to church every Sunday.
[Lololol] You always have a “to go plate” when leaving from a party.
[x IT SHOULDN'T BE BUT LOTS OF PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY FAILED ENGLISH] You have a last name that’s hard to pronounce.
[x] You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.
Total: 3.5
Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
[I know who Sher Khan is.] You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
[x] You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!
[ ] You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
[x] You can eat really good spicy food!
[x] You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
[ ] You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
[ ] You have any sort of ATN channel.
[ ] You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
[ ] You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
[x] You have relatives you’ve never even heard of.
Total: 4
Egyptian
[ ] You are smart in math or science
[ ] Your mom or dad are either doctors or enginners.
[ ] All you eat is kabab and kofta
[ ] Your parents have one car that’s a Toyota
[x] Your house actually does not smell like food.
[ ] You have like 67890 middle names
Total: 1
Native
[x] You have been to a pow wow
[ ] You have a native name
[ ] You are more than a quarter native
[ ] You know what tribe your ancestors were in
[ ] You have painted your face like a warrior
[ ] You have been to a native exhibit out of school
[ ] You play/played lacrosse
[x] You have eaten salmon
total: 2
Scottish
[x] You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent
[ ] one of your family members has an accent
[x] you actually don’t mind bagpipes
[ ] Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere
[ ] you’ve heard the song “Scotland the brave”
[ ] no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings
[ ] any team playing England is your best friend
[ ] you have tried haggis
[ ] Sean Connery lol
[x] you drink tap water
[ ] you know Edinburgh is pronounced “Edin-buura”
total: 3
New Zealand
[ ] you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there
[x] you know what a barbie is
[ ] you hate aussies
[x] you know what an ‘aussie’ is
[x - But in my mind, it's famous for NARNIA!] you know that NZ is famous only because of Lord of the Rings
[x] you like chocolate fish &&/or pineapple lumps
[ ] you know what L&P is and you like it!
total: 4
I'M POLISH.
SAY IT LOOOOUD AND SAY IT PROOOUD!