You don't need my secret midnight call;; I guess you need no one.
Spring Break is officially terminated. Damn in went by fast.
This year was the first year that I didn't go anywhere for SB.
SATURDAY- Me and Kris went to Austin. It was one of the only days that it was completely beautiful outside and I have to say that it was one of the most liberating experiences of my life. Besides sneaking behind one of my parents' backs to do so, I was a good girl. I mean, of course I was a good girl, what could I have done bad? Anywho, it was a beautiful drive; we took her dad's jimmy and mapquest sux so we took a detour through Houston as opposed to going around it and it was....SO COOL! haha, I probably was almost too enthusiastic about it, but hey. That night we stayed at "NANNY'S HIZOUSE!" and ate at this place where it is totally acceptable to throw your peanut shells on the ground after you've eaten them. I felt totally heathenish doing it, so I had Cori do it for me.
SUNDAY- We had Roundrock Donuts that morning (3rd in the nation and 1st in the state---saw it on the Food Network) and then spent almost 3 hours trying to convince Cori to come back with us. She gave in reluctantly...after much kicking and screaming. Then we went to Kellys for some kickASS chicken freid steak and afterwards I went home and Melanie came down.
MONDAY- Cloudyness+freezing water= the perfect day to go surfing...aha not. Well the waves were excellent, the coldness, not so. But we had fun and that's the point. I also got burnt, hence the first tan of the year. WHOO HOO. Later, I inducted Melanie into the "club of desperate single, english guy wanters" by forcing her to watch P&P. She fell in love and we ranted about the stupid american boys in this country.
TUESDAY- Schlitterbaun=somewhat of a dissapointment. Only the inside part was opened, but I wasn't too thrilled to say the least. Nealy came with me and Mel which equalled the bestest day evar. I miss that hoe. It took us 2 hours to get there because the bus is gay. Ha, us silly bus-riders. Nealy didn't fail to make every single second hilarious. On the bus:
ME: Shut up asshole.
NEALY: What? Did this white girl, MOLLIE MURPHY, just call me a NEGRO?
Later a demon child embraced our presence. She got into my make-up and colored her whole face in with dark red lipstick. asshole. pssh.
WEDNESDAY- Rodeo baby! We rode bumper cars (which we later figured out were the little kid ones...whoops) and saw Alan Jackson! uh huh...I know you're jealous. The only downfall is that we had to wait two hours at the park and ride for the bus to come so I didn't get to ride hardly and rides. Yeah, two...that's it. After the concert we rode this death-defying ride; the whole time Kris was screaming "I DONT LIKE IT!" and I was trying not to vomit my intestines all over the place. Then we were trying to find some hot guys to hand the rest of our tickets to. Finding the guys wasn't the problem, it was finding single ones that was troublesome. Anywho one very sexy cowboy approached us...actually his african-american friend did because apparently he wanted Mel's number and then cowboy came up, got the number, received tickets and left. Melanie screamed because she had never been asked before. cute.
THURSAY- I went to mall and got a dress for the formal. Black and elegant, not too shabby.
FRIDAY- Almost forgot I had to drive with Brandi. She's a bitch. I went fishing with Kris, Alex, Cori and their mom and then we went to see "She's the Man". Cutest movie. Cutest guy. I was cracking up the entire time. Amanda Bynes is my ROLE MODEL. Not really. In the bathroom there was shit on the stall door. I took a picture on my phone and passed it under the wall to Kris. We sat there in hysterics (on the toilet) for about five minutes. The picture is now my background.
SATURDAY- Took Cori to Brenham. Bought some flowers. Ate way too much. Got a strapless bra and some really pretty perfume. Kris spent the night and we made a...uh....really interesting video. I was a man. We watching some of RENT. Bed.
TODAY- I woke up to Kris screaming "It's sunny!!!! It's sunny toooodaaaaaaaay!". We went to the beach and then Kelsey stole me away to go see "Failure to Launch." That movie was sooo cute. *sighs* Marry me Matthew. Oh man, her roomate was the complete grown up version of Jenna. I swear. After than Kelsey ate her steering wheel until we figured out what to eat. Fudruckers. Then she got a flat tire. That poor car. Poor Kelsey and her bad luck with vehicles.
My plant is making noises at me and I need to do homework. We haven't even started that stupid Chemistry project. Mrs. Bull is a whoreass.
This year was the first year that I didn't go anywhere for SB.
SATURDAY- Me and Kris went to Austin. It was one of the only days that it was completely beautiful outside and I have to say that it was one of the most liberating experiences of my life. Besides sneaking behind one of my parents' backs to do so, I was a good girl. I mean, of course I was a good girl, what could I have done bad? Anywho, it was a beautiful drive; we took her dad's jimmy and mapquest sux so we took a detour through Houston as opposed to going around it and it was....SO COOL! haha, I probably was almost too enthusiastic about it, but hey. That night we stayed at "NANNY'S HIZOUSE!" and ate at this place where it is totally acceptable to throw your peanut shells on the ground after you've eaten them. I felt totally heathenish doing it, so I had Cori do it for me.
SUNDAY- We had Roundrock Donuts that morning (3rd in the nation and 1st in the state---saw it on the Food Network) and then spent almost 3 hours trying to convince Cori to come back with us. She gave in reluctantly...after much kicking and screaming. Then we went to Kellys for some kickASS chicken freid steak and afterwards I went home and Melanie came down.
MONDAY- Cloudyness+freezing water= the perfect day to go surfing...aha not. Well the waves were excellent, the coldness, not so. But we had fun and that's the point. I also got burnt, hence the first tan of the year. WHOO HOO. Later, I inducted Melanie into the "club of desperate single, english guy wanters" by forcing her to watch P&P. She fell in love and we ranted about the stupid american boys in this country.
TUESDAY- Schlitterbaun=somewhat of a dissapointment. Only the inside part was opened, but I wasn't too thrilled to say the least. Nealy came with me and Mel which equalled the bestest day evar. I miss that hoe. It took us 2 hours to get there because the bus is gay. Ha, us silly bus-riders. Nealy didn't fail to make every single second hilarious. On the bus:
ME: Shut up asshole.
NEALY: What? Did this white girl, MOLLIE MURPHY, just call me a NEGRO?
Later a demon child embraced our presence. She got into my make-up and colored her whole face in with dark red lipstick. asshole. pssh.
WEDNESDAY- Rodeo baby! We rode bumper cars (which we later figured out were the little kid ones...whoops) and saw Alan Jackson! uh huh...I know you're jealous. The only downfall is that we had to wait two hours at the park and ride for the bus to come so I didn't get to ride hardly and rides. Yeah, two...that's it. After the concert we rode this death-defying ride; the whole time Kris was screaming "I DONT LIKE IT!" and I was trying not to vomit my intestines all over the place. Then we were trying to find some hot guys to hand the rest of our tickets to. Finding the guys wasn't the problem, it was finding single ones that was troublesome. Anywho one very sexy cowboy approached us...actually his african-american friend did because apparently he wanted Mel's number and then cowboy came up, got the number, received tickets and left. Melanie screamed because she had never been asked before. cute.
THURSAY- I went to mall and got a dress for the formal. Black and elegant, not too shabby.
FRIDAY- Almost forgot I had to drive with Brandi. She's a bitch. I went fishing with Kris, Alex, Cori and their mom and then we went to see "She's the Man". Cutest movie. Cutest guy. I was cracking up the entire time. Amanda Bynes is my ROLE MODEL. Not really. In the bathroom there was shit on the stall door. I took a picture on my phone and passed it under the wall to Kris. We sat there in hysterics (on the toilet) for about five minutes. The picture is now my background.
SATURDAY- Took Cori to Brenham. Bought some flowers. Ate way too much. Got a strapless bra and some really pretty perfume. Kris spent the night and we made a...uh....really interesting video. I was a man. We watching some of RENT. Bed.
TODAY- I woke up to Kris screaming "It's sunny!!!! It's sunny toooodaaaaaaaay!". We went to the beach and then Kelsey stole me away to go see "Failure to Launch." That movie was sooo cute. *sighs* Marry me Matthew. Oh man, her roomate was the complete grown up version of Jenna. I swear. After than Kelsey ate her steering wheel until we figured out what to eat. Fudruckers. Then she got a flat tire. That poor car. Poor Kelsey and her bad luck with vehicles.
My plant is making noises at me and I need to do homework. We haven't even started that stupid Chemistry project. Mrs. Bull is a whoreass.